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I once visited the Precious Moments chapel in Missouri (don't ask) and in the gift shoppe they sold a lotion called "Make a joyful noise" (unto the Lord) hand lotion. I bought several bottles and sent them to my friend who is a gay minister. He laughed for days.
 

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I once visited the Precious Moments chapel in Missouri (don't ask) and in the gift shoppe they sold a lotion called "Make a joyful noise" (unto the Lord) hand lotion. I bought several bottles and sent them to my friend who is a gay minister. He laughed for days.
i like that, that is so funny can you send me some?:biggrin1: :biggrin1: :eek: :eek:
 

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i like that, that is so funny can you send me some?:biggrin1: :biggrin1: :eek: :eek:

Sorry. I don't think they sell it anymore. I can't find it on their website. Someone probably pointed out the *ahem* double entendre and they pulled it. Who knows. I wish I had saved a bottle though.:biggrin1:
 

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Sorry. I don't think they sell it anymore. I can't find it on their website. Someone probably pointed out the *ahem* double entendre and they pulled it. Who knows. I wish I had saved a bottle though.:biggrin1:

o darn, that would have been a great gag gift for mom, i love seeing the look on her face when i give her stuff like that.