New Orleans Humour

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  1. jakeatolla

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    Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him.
    Jack noticed that the guy was moaning and shaking.
    "What's wrong?" asked Jack.
    "I've been transferred to New Orleans, Louisiana," the guy answered. "There's crazy people in New Orleans. They have shootings, rapes, robberies, gangs, race riots, drugs . . . . the highest crime rate."
    "Hold on," Jack interrupted. "I've lived there all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a good school and it's as safe as anywhere in the world."
    The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking for a moment and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death, but if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"
    "Me?" said Jack. "I'm the tail gunner on a Bud Lite truck."
     
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    Oy. that one should be sent rollin' down the bayou there, jake.:rolleyes:
     
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