New (patented!) masturbation technique - very bizarre!

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  1. zaadkameraad

    zaadkameraad New Member

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    Hi, I developed the following masturbation technique on the basis of a lot of trial and error.

    You'll say this is bizarre or outright crazy and stupid. But try it, and I'll guarantee you'll shoot like a 15 year old.

    The technique takes place in the shower. Follow these steps:


    1. sit down in the shower and move your legs and hips in the air
    2. take a condom and gently stuff it into your anus :eek:, but do keep the last end outside
    3. take the shower-head and put it inside the rim of the condom; do this very carefully, else the condom will rip
    4. put the showerhead on a strong pressure; now let the condom fill up
    5. you will feel a nice pressure against your prostate gland
    6. jerk off with the filled condom inside of you
    7. when you cum, you'll shoot like never before

    Egh, good luck. I guarantee you it works better than any dildo. :smile:

    Feel free to let us know what you discovered after trying it.
     
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    B_willy5904 New Member

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    Patented!

    I would love to see the face of clerk at the US Patent and Trademark Office that reviews that application :eek::smile:
     
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    Omg!!!! This would go perfectly with my group! Please join and share this wth everyone! Read my signature and join and share please!!
     
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    o_O say wha.......
     
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    Maybe its just me but shoving things in my anus seems gay
     
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    Gay guys have been doing this one for years...you may have a challenge for the rights of that patent!!
     
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    i'd love for someone to try this and post their thoughts... it sounds ok in theory, but the logistics of it just seem like it would be pretty difficult...
     
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    The condom burst in my ass and now I have rubber pieces stuck up my hole. Thanks alot.
     
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    Amazing that the condom would burst before your rectum did.
     
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    "Maybe its just me but shoving things in my anus seems gay "

    AND ???
     
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