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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Calboner, Nov 2, 2010.
I've got a twelve-inch clock.
and it's a nice cut clock too!!
I've got a huge clock and it's digital too - but that's where the pun starts to fall apart.
Ummm are you sure it's yours? It says Seiko not Calboner...
That's a big one alright!
No Gillette can, no beer can, no tape measure. Another fantasist.
Nice clock though.
Bah! You're just envious because it's bigger than yours! :spank:
Could you take the hands away?
I think it's Semitic Seiko: It keeps saying "Dick-dock! Dick-dock! Dick-dock!"
I'm ashamed to confess that it took me several seconds to get the joke.
Actually, though, it's a post-religious clock: it has a sweep second hand. I got this particular model specifically so that I would not have to listen to it.
No. Because my clock is so big, it needs a bit of help.
It doesn't look 12"...measurement pics please? :wink:
This is pretty big for a white clock.
Biggest clock I've ever seen though was my Grandfather.
As Laura Petrie would say, "Ohhhh Raaaaahhhhb!"
And since when, dearling, have you been account-sharing with Sydney? That's stand-up comedy timing you're using,there! *Stands contrapposto, one arm accusingly akimbo, staring over glasses*
pppffffftt! Your clock is nothing. Take a gander at mine. It's huge!
At first I misread clock for cock...was all set for a nice new CB pic..but I suppose that your clock is rather elegant looking......:wink:
wow nice clock!
Much better to have a clock with hands on, I see Mr Calboner has three hands on his one :wink:
Eh? I don't know anybody in Sydney. :shrug:
What a bizarre mistake. You have a dirty mind. :nono:
Hee hee hee! :biggrin: