New photo of my big clock

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  1. Calboner

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    I've got a twelve-inch clock.
     

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    and it's a nice cut clock too!!
     
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    I've got a huge clock and it's digital too - but that's where the pun starts to fall apart.
     
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    Ummm are you sure it's yours? It says Seiko not Calboner...
     
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    That's a big one alright!
     
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    :rolleyes: No Gillette can, no beer can, no tape measure. Another fantasist.

    Nice clock though.
     
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    Bah! You're just envious because it's bigger than yours! :spank:
     
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    Could you take the hands away?
     
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    I think it's Semitic Seiko: It keeps saying "Dick-dock! Dick-dock! Dick-dock!"
     
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    I'm ashamed to confess that it took me several seconds to get the joke.

    Actually, though, it's a post-religious clock: it has a sweep second hand. I got this particular model specifically so that I would not have to listen to it.
    No. Because my clock is so big, it needs a bit of help.
     
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    It doesn't look 12"...measurement pics please? :wink:
     
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    This is pretty big for a white clock.
     
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    Biggest clock I've ever seen though was my Grandfather.
     
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    As Laura Petrie would say, "Ohhhh Raaaaahhhhb!"

    And since when, dearling, have you been account-sharing with Sydney? That's stand-up comedy timing you're using,there! *Stands contrapposto, one arm accusingly akimbo, staring over glasses*
     
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    pppffffftt! Your clock is nothing. Take a gander at mine. It's huge!
     
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    At first I misread clock for cock...was all set for a nice new CB pic:mad:..but I suppose that your clock is rather elegant looking......:wink:
     
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    wow nice clock!
     
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    Much better to have a clock with hands on, I see Mr Calboner has three hands on his one :wink:
     
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    Eh? I don't know anybody in Sydney. :shrug:
    What a bizarre mistake. You have a dirty mind. :nono:
    :naughty:
     
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    Hee hee hee! :biggrin:
     
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