New photo of my big clock

[curious_angel]

pppffffftt! Your clock is nothing. Take a gander at mine. It's huge!

Oooh maxcok......I've looked your clock up and down many, many times. In fact I've previously strained my neck while taking in its hugeness.

 

[Empathizer]

Eh? I don't know anybody in Sydney. :shrug:

What a bizarre mistake. You have a dirty mind. :nono:

:naughty:

Was talking to Rob. Sorry.

 

[Drifterwood]

Oooh maxcok......I've looked your clock up and down many, many times. In fact I've previously strained my neck while taking in its hugeness.

He's a phuqing phaker, trying to pass off true British Clock as Merichun Clock.

And we have the biggest bells.

That's right Doodle Dandies, our bells are bigger than your bells. They're so precious we usually keep them in Church. Mine need a Cathedral.

 

[Drifterwood]

I've got a twelve-inch clock.

I can't see that your clock would cause anyone any alarm.

 

[ghb69]

Looks PHOTO SHOPPED to me. :wink::smile:

 

[Calboner]

Looks PHOTO SHOPPED to me. :wink::smile:

I bought it on line, not in a shop.

 

[Pecker]

At least it has ticks instead of crabs.

 

[Calboner]

At least it has ticks instead of crabs.

I'm the only crab in this house.

 

[maxcok]

He's a phuqing phaker, trying to pass off true British Clock as Merichun Clock.

And we have the biggest bells.

That's right Doodle Dandies, our bells are bigger than your bells. They're so precious we usually keep them in Church. Mine need a Cathedral.

'World's Largest Clock' Saudis Challenge Brits to Biggest Clock Faceoff!

As far as big bells go, the Russians have you beat. Unfortunately theirs can't deliver though.

 

[docilej]

How do you tell time with my penis?

Put your hands and face on it and presto, you got yourself a clock !!!!

/oh snap/

 

[Calboner]

'World's Largest Clock' Saudis Challenge Brits to Biggest Clock Faceoff!

Hmm . . .

Each of the clock's four faces are 151 feet in diameter and will be illuminated by 2 million LED lights, along with huge Arabic script reading: "In the Name of Allah." Another 21,000 white and green colored lights, fitted at the top of the clock, will flash to as far as 19 miles to signal Islam's five-times daily prayers.

Somehow I don't see this replacing Greenwich Mean Time.

 

[maxcok]

Hmm . . .

Somehow I don't see this replacing Greenwich Mean Time.

Me either. BTW, why are people in Greenwich so mean anyway?

BTW, I notice you totally ignored my huge clock. What are you, chicken?

 

[Calboner]

Me either. BTW, why are people in Greenwich so mean anyway?

BTW, I notice you totally ignored my huge clock. What are you, chicken?

Pfft. That photo has been all over the internet for years. Everybody claims it's his clock.

 

[Drifterwood]

Me either. BTW, why are people in Greenwich so mean anyway?

Their mean is because it's average. They have no angle to their dangle. Unless you mean that village in NYC, but then they are strictly backwards by some degree.

 

[Calboner]

Their mean is because it's average. They have no angle to their dangle. Unless you mean that village in NYC, but then they are strictly backwards by some degree.

I think that this is a question for Catch of the Day (now posted in his thread).

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Girth is great and
Girth is good ...
Let us thank girth
For our dood.

But gotta have some length, Cal.
C+ at best.

 

[joyboytoy79]

Girth is great and
Girth is good ...
Let us thank girth
For our dood.

But gotta have some length, Cal.
C+ at best.

What you talking about - Girth? One hand can make it all the way around it just fine!

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

What you talking about - Girth? One hand can make it all the way around it just fine!

Not everyone has Marfan's, hon.
;-)