so i feel the need to defend myself...i see what you guys are saying.
realise i am laying down so in the shot that i am claiming 7.5
if my cock was to stay where it was and i was to be standing
it would be perpendicualar the SLR lens makes it look goofy,
it is a new camera and it kinda fisheyes.
the camera angle my girlfriend shot it at was kinda not hot...
but she isn't a photographer,and not exactly a big fan of the subject.
she just says i am small...that simple.
well i am saying i am 7.5 inches small.
i am glad i could get you to get some giggles kat,
you are quite the tactful tart.
the .5 mark should be at my piss slit,rolled over my head.
and the start of the tape pulled more towards my cock,
and you can see it reaches an honest 7.5 inches.
i just want to clarify this because it looks like
i am trying to weasle fractions of inches that add up in the "right spots"here which is not my intention
nor my will as a humanbeing in anything.
believe it or not i take my cock measurements very seriously
and would feel like an ass if i tried to skew my numbers to feel
good about myself.
now as far as the girth shot...you can always claim i am "lying"
about that.
next it will be
"oh you have 2 pieces of paper wedged between that tape and your cock"
or two pieces of fabric,or a fucking hotdog.
believe me if i was gonna lie about something it would be my income
not my cocksize.
as far as my 8 inch bonepressed claim,
realise this is BONEPRESSED.
i am not 8 Inches...or claiming that i am 8 inches,
however....bonepressed,which is not the "correct" way of measuring
i reach 8 Inches.
this is .5 of an inch..."PRESSED" in.
i am only 7.5 true inches,