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*gets a look at the CNN video and the print article*
I fear the retrograde-toothed jellyfish of vaginal painviging. It is just as I imagined it to be like, yet so much worse. It's got more rows of teeth than a lamprey. Makes me ponder that if I were a man disposed to such activities - I'd rather get shot to ribbons than try to explain to ER employees and police just how such a nefarious male-member-mastication device ended up on the tip of my business.
I fear the retrograde-toothed jellyfish of vaginal painviging. It is just as I imagined it to be like, yet so much worse. It's got more rows of teeth than a lamprey. Makes me ponder that if I were a man disposed to such activities - I'd rather get shot to ribbons than try to explain to ER employees and police just how such a nefarious male-member-mastication device ended up on the tip of my business.