New Rules for Nude Photos

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On a lighter note... fuck me! Barney got ga'me !!!! (granted those are high school girls ;-)

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2006/07/images/20060727_d-0549-515h.jpg

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2006/07/images/20060727_d-0549-515h.jpg

Speaking of... with the three hotties right in the front on the right-hand side... you'd think it's a Clinton-era photo op. If this President gets caught... and it's a foursome with 3 co-eds.... and not a phat pig... impeachment or high-fives?!

 

[Lex]

*BUMP*

I just received an update from another website I belong to regarding the nude photo issue. The following pertains ONLY to ANOTHER website and NOT to LPSG.org.

I have no idea how this will effect LPSG, but thought, as DC DEEP does, that we should all remain cognizant of thios type of legislastion and its effect on places we visit and love.

DC DEEP--I know you got this too. What are you thoughts?

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Good News:[/SIZE]

[SIZE=-1]We have the results of our site review by our first amendment lawyer as the law pertains under current 2257 regulations. He said we are in good shape and we will not, repeat will not, repeat will not have to collect Government Photo Ids or ‘Statement of Information Forms' from anyone posting a profile with nude photos.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=-1]BUT, there is one type of photo in the law that he felt needs to be addressed. The US government is obsessed with stopping masturbation. They outlined anything showing masturbation as a sexual act.
They define any image showing someone touching their own penis (hard or soft) is considered masturbation and a sexual act.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=-1]We felt in order to keep out of any gray legal area we are adjusting our terms as to what is considered sexual act photo, these cannot be uploaded to your profile:[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=-1]You cannot post "Sexual Act" photos: photos showing semen "cum", oral or anal penetration, or photos of you touching your genitals.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=-1]Reminder of what you can post:
You may still post photos showing yourself fully nude with your testicles hanging and a hard or soft penis in full view in the photo.
You may show yourself fully nude with your hand(s) totally covering your genital area (cupping your penis and testicles)...[/SIZE]

 

[AlteredEgo]

This is making me angry.

Oddly, it makes me want to post explicit photos of myself everywhere. That's just an impulse, folks, so don't get excited. Not gonna happen. But it does make me want to do nude protesting of some sort like that. Can we stage a "nude" march do you think? Can we wear skin colored, anatomically correct body suits and storm the National Mall?

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

The government obsessed with stopping masturbation? He was overstating his case, I hope.

 

[Matthew]

The government obsessed with stopping masturbation? He was overstating his case, I hope.

While I lived in Georgia, the state legislature passed a law forbidding prisoners to masturbate.

No shit.

 

[Lex]

The government obsessed with stopping masturbation? He was overstating his case, I hope.

Did you see how they defined masturbation:

[SIZE=-1]They outlined anything showing masturbation as a sexual act.
They define any image showing someone touching their own penis (hard or soft) is considered masturbation and a sexual act.[/SIZE]
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So, every time I touch my penis I am masturbating? Really? When I piss?

When I adjust myself? Masturbation? C'mon.
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[Freddie53]

Just when I thught it couldn't get worse it did. This law like most controlling laws only adds gasoline to the fire that the law is supposed to put out.

So a 16 year old posses and says he/she is 18. But the child predator can "tell" or guesses the real age. And now that preadtor has a ticket straight to the bedroom of this 16 year old.

And masturbation? First it is not a sin. Secndly masturbation is by definition fondling the sexual organs to arousal state.

Touching your penis can't be masturbation.

I would hate to be the janitors in the prisons n Geogia. Since touching the penis is masturbation, they won't be able just to whip it out and piss.

That should be one grand mess!

These fundies have run off more people from Christianity than they could ever hope to convert. Not very bright on their part.

These folks want total control of everyone's lives. Next year's law will be even worse unless the Democrats get control of at least one branch of Congress.

I am really stunned. If I didn't know Lex, I would think that this was a "joke" bill.

Is wiping your butt after taking a dumb masturbatin as well? It is if the paper slips and...well we won't go into that.

I think foot massage needs to be classified as masturbation as well. Kissing shoud be as well. the lips are "sexual organs" you know.

There are parts of the Old Testament that should be banned as well. They are pornograhic in content. While we are at it, ban anything if it gives any pleasure even fundie religious pleasure.

*Especially fundie religious pleasure*

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

While I lived in Georgia, the state legislature passed a law forbidding prisoners to masturbate.

No shit.

Who gets the job of checking to see which prisoners are beating off? I'll resist the temptation to say anything about on-the-hand-job training, etc., because it's too ludicrous to make light of. Who is in Georgia's state legislature? Oh, wait, that's the state that elected Lester Maddox to office. *retracts question*

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Just when I thught it couldn't get worse it did. This law like most controlling laws only adds gasoline to the fire that the law is supposed to put out.

So a 16 year old posses and says he/she is 18. But the child predator can "tell" or guesses the real age. And now that preadtor has a ticket straight to the bedroom of this 16 year old.

And masturbation? First it is not a sin. Secndly masturbation is by definition fondling the sexual organs to arousal state.

Touching your penis can't be masturbation.

I would hate to be the janitors in the prisons n Geogia. Since touching the penis is masturbation, they won't be able just to whip it out and piss.

That should be one grand mess!

These fundies have run off more people from Christianity than they could ever hope to convert. Not very bright on their part.

These folks want total control of everyone's lives. Next year's law will be even worse unless the Democrats get control of at least one branch of Congress.

I am really stunned. If I didn't know Lex, I would think that this was a "joke" bill.

Is wiping your butt after taking a dumb masturbatin as well? It is if the paper slips and...well we won't go into that.

I think foot massage needs to be classified as masturbation as well. Kissing shoud be as well. the lips are "sexual organs" you know.

There are parts of the Old Testament that should be banned as well. They are pornograhic in content. While we are at it, ban anything if it gives any pleasure even fundie religious pleasure.

*Especially fundie religious pleasure*

More compelling evidence as to why we need to keep church and state separate, Freddie 53?

 

[HUNGHUGE11X7]

It saddens me that we have such an incompetent moron leading us and signing such arbitrary legislation and then he vetoes something that could bring about medical miracles with his sanctimonious rhetoric.
This will not last long b/c Porn is a Multi-Billion dollar business and this law is only affecting sites that are carried on a U.S. server. Sites will start using European and other servers and the only thing Republicans care more about the safety of a child is the almighty dollar.


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