New Secretary

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  1. windtalkerways

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    Two friends meet in the office of one of them,
    a notorious techo-geek.

    "Hey, bud, how are ya?"

    "I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary
    of yours is beautiful!"

    "Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not,
    she's a robot!

    "No way, how could that be?"

    "Way! She's the latest model from Japan.
    Lemme tell you how she works. If you
    squeeze her left nreast, she takes dictation.
    If you squeeze her right breast, she types
    a letter. And that's not all, she can have
    sex, too!"

    "OMG! You're kidding, right?"

    "No, she's something, huh? Tell you what,
    you can even borrow her"

    So, his friend takes her into the restroom
    and is in there with her for a while.

    Suddenly, he hears him screaming
    "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh!
    Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"

    The guy says, "Oh damn! I forgot to tell
    him her butt is a pencil sharpener!"
     
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    Not your best work Windy, but still funny
     
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    :rolleyes: Not bad there windy.
     
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    Oi...it's not like I compose these!

    It's easy to find jokes...difficult to
    find new ones... ;)
     
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