New Security Alert

[db03]

I was just flicking around the TV channels a minute ago, when on the news they were reporting the White House and Captiol Building have been evacuated because supposedly a plane is minutes away from Washington!!! :wow:

 

[Dr Rock]

probably just someone's cessna a little off course.

 

[db03]

Its creating a lot of panic whatever it is!!

 

[Dr Rock]

yeah, it's hysterical. I can just see all those fat bald cunts waddling around like headless chickens at the sound of a prop engine. notice how the politicians' immediate response to any physical threat is to RUN AWAY. these are the folks who're running the country - they don't mind pushing 18 year-old kids into the way of iraqi nailbomb shrapnel to put some extra cash in their pockets, but they shit their knife-edge creases at the first hint of any potential danger to themselves. it's quite hilarious, in a make-you-wanna-puke kinda way.

 

[db03]

Its reported they shot down a cessna plane. Those fucking things are tiny, what damage could it do? its probably some inexperiened kid flying it.

 

[B_RoysToy]

The most recent report says the two men in the plane have been arrested, nothing about its being shot down. It sure got Dick's panties in a wad.

 

[Pecker]

Some poor pilot put his plane on automatic while he went to the john.

Imagine sitting there, forgetting the passage of time, looking at the magazine centerfold and suddenly becoming aware of being surrounded by military jets.

"Oh, shit!!"

Literally.