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Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by Rikter8, Sep 25, 2005.

  1. Rikter8

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    Now let me see if I understand this--you managed to pay for a membership here and you really want this gizmo? Start to saving up your coins and in a matter of 4 or 5 years (probably sooner) it can be yours. Think of it as an investment for your mental and physical health (provided you don't get addicted to it). LPSG gives you support and comfort this gizmo may do so as well.
     
  3. Rikter8

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    Yea... I only have 20 pennies for milk right now...
    Guess it'll have to wait.


     
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    Comes with AC adapter.

    Talk about being plugged in...

    Corey, you might consider buying a used milking machine from a dairy farmer on Ebay. Then you and your friends could enjoy it together.
     
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    omg that video is crazy! so corny! they need a live model for demonstration i think for version 2
     
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    I woulda killed for one of these when I was about 14.
     
  7. Rikter8

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    Hmm...

    Mabee I should post my story of "Farmhands" in the stories forum.... it has something to do with a 5 udder milking machine...

    C


     
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    Points of interest to me:

    1) Skil battery charger (now that is funny!)
    2) 3 lbs. (yikes!)
    3) Video demo (need I say more?)
    4) Legal disclaimer (umm... ya!)

    I guess the whole thing is a little too 'Home Depot' for my taste. :wow:
     
  9. MYDEEPTHROAT

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    Unfortunately ... this would not be suitable for most of the men on the board!!!!

    The 'male useability dimensions' ... state that it is only used for a maximum of 7.25" in length ... but no minimum !!!

    Looks like most of the guys on this board just won't FIT IN ...

    :wow:
     
  10. Donk

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    Me too. But I would have outgrown it at 15.
     
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    corny music....
     
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