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Now let me see if I understand this--you managed to pay for a membership here and you really want this gizmo? Start to saving up your coins and in a matter of 4 or 5 years (probably sooner) it can be yours. Think of it as an investment for your mental and physical health (provided you don't get addicted to it). LPSG gives you support and comfort this gizmo may do so as well.
 

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Yea... I only have 20 pennies for milk right now...
Guess it'll have to wait.


Originally posted by Onslow@Sep 25 2005, 11:27 AM
Now let me see if I understand this--you managed to pay for a membership here and you really want this gizmo? Start to saving up your coins and in a matter of 4 or 5 years (probably sooner) it can be yours. Think of it as an investment for your mental and physical health (provided you don't get addicted to it). LPSG gives you support and comfort this gizmo may do so as well.
[post=346430]Quoted post[/post]​
 

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Comes with AC adapter.

Talk about being plugged in...

Corey, you might consider buying a used milking machine from a dairy farmer on Ebay. Then you and your friends could enjoy it together.
 

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Hmm...

Mabee I should post my story of "Farmhands" in the stories forum.... it has something to do with a 5 udder milking machine...

C


Originally posted by Pecker@Sep 25 2005, 02:26 PM
Comes with AC adapter.

Talk about being plugged in...

Corey, you might consider buying a used milking machine from a dairy farmer on Ebay. Then you and your friends could enjoy it together.
[post=346451]Quoted post[/post]​
 

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Points of interest to me:

1) Skil battery charger (now that is funny!)
2) 3 lbs. (yikes!)
3) Video demo (need I say more?)
4) Legal disclaimer (umm... ya!)

I guess the whole thing is a little too 'Home Depot' for my taste. :wow:
 

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Unfortunately ... this would not be suitable for most of the men on the board!!!!

The 'male useability dimensions' ... state that it is only used for a maximum of 7.25" in length ... but no minimum !!!

Looks like most of the guys on this board just won't FIT IN ...

:wow:
 

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Originally posted by Sorcerer@Sep 25 2005, 11:00 PM
I woulda killed for one of these when I was about 14.
[post=346487]Quoted post[/post]​

Me too. But I would have outgrown it at 15.