New Study: All Women Love Cornflakes

Do you love cornflakes?

  • I can't get enough of the blandness

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • The blandness is the reason I wake up in the morning

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I'm in denial about my love for the blandness

    Votes: 3 37.5%
  • I'm terrified that a no deal brexit could impact the global supply of cornflakes

    Votes: 5 62.5%

  • Total voters
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So, there you have it. This study has been pulled from out of my posterior, which is a highly reputable and trustworthy source. It is also backed up by personal experiences, as I knew a woman once and she loved cornflakes. I've even heard that there are pixelated imiges on the interwebz (whatever that is, I haven't owned any functioning electronic devices or had any social contact since the Reagan/Thatcher administrations) showing that women love cornflakes. But it's also one of those things that is commonly known, all women love cornflakes, just like all men generalise.

Perhaps the reasons may vary, but even the XX chromosome holders who heretically claim not to love cornflakes, secretly can't get enough of the blandness. Theresa May credits her magnificent record in government to the blandness.

You'll have to excyse any typos in this thread, red pills and bleach are a deadly combo for dyslexics. I accidentally sold my soul to santa this morning.

When did you discover your craving for the blandness? Be honest.
 

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Well fuck.. there are 3 different cereal options in my kitchen right now. Wheaties, Cheerios (berry flavored) and Great Grains (cranberry almond crunch).

I have no milk.

Fuck!!!

I will eat cereal no matter how bland. I love cereal. Probably cuz all the weed I've consumed throughout my life. :cool:
 

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I tried adding cinnamon. It was too spicy. What women want is blandness. Only men talk about wanting to spice things up.

I would never melt dark chocolate into hot coconut milk with a little cinnamon and cayenne, Chipotle, and ancho peppers, for example, and then pour that over a bowl of rice crispies, for example. First of all, rice crispies? Too exotic. No cereal should sass me back. Snap, crackle, pop, indeed!
 

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Well fuck.. there are 3 different cereal options in my kitchen right now. Wheaties, Cheerios (berry flavored) and Great Grains (cranberry almond crunch).

I have no milk.

Fuck!!!

I will eat cereal no matter how bland. I love cereal. Probably cuz all the weed I've consumed throughout my life. :cool:
I just had a memory. My mother used to run out of milk, and my paternal grandmother kept Kosher. When out of milk, or if meat was on the table at Grandma's house, my mother put apple juice on my cereal. Fucking delicious.
 

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I just had a memory. My mother used to run out of milk, and my paternal grandmother kept Kosher. When out of milk, or if meat was on the table at Grandma's house, my mother put apple juice on my cereal. Fucking delicious.

I'm so fucking inspired...
 
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Love the embracing of the blandness!!!
I liked the colours on the box

The blandness was an unexpected perk

Don't forget, blandness is relative ;)

Young gouda is objectively bland.
 

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Corn flakes only serve as a topping for certain comfort food-y casseroles that my family made. Otherwise, no thank you, and no, it's not denial, damn it :mad::p:yum

Oh god, you've just reminded me, my grandmother used to put them in marmite sandwiches.
 

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That sounds like a glorified chip butty in the UK.

I knew someone who used to dunk their Mcdonald's fries into milkshakes.

It's delicious.

So is fries in ice cream. Savory and sweet together makes perfect stoner grubs.