1. mephistopheles

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    The new clothes I bought seem to be working together to fight my penis and myself.

    I bought some new boxer breifs, and some new jeans... So the boxer briefs dickholes are too small and I can pull my dick out, so I hafta pull the waist band a bit and pull my cock over, and the zipper on my jeans is too short so I cant ft my duck through that either...

    This fucking sucks, when I wear these clothes I hafta change my pissing habits.

    Anyone else have this problem?
     
  2. Pecker

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    Well, big boy, welcome to the big leagues. Get used to urinating after unbuttoning, unzipping and flopping the weenie over the top of the boxers. :tongue:
     
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    Yep. Boxers can be a problem - depends what they are - some have a button and tend to have a bigger gap, others have a small gap - and they can be problem if you are hung!. As for zippers- avoid them and go for a button fly. Also, some jeams have hipster-style and so a very short fly. Hence, the problem just gets worse. I wear boxers a lot but pull my cock and balls through the opening first - its like going commando - well sort of. But, I guess if you need support then boxers aren't the answer for you anyway. Best is to ditch the boxers and just wear the jeans.
     
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