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Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by eightandahalf, Jun 11, 2006.

  1. eightandahalf

    eightandahalf New Member

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    Hi All,

    I forget how I came upon this website, but I've found it interesting, funny, and educational. Having grown up with a large penis and not really having any close friends who had a large one with whom I could discuss my large penis issues, it's reassuring to finally hear from those like me and the many difficulties we've faced.

    For example, who in the hell designed house toilets? Women?? Having always had a big one, I don't know what it's like to be small, but having a big one being on the toilet means having to hold it up to keep it from drowning!! LOL!

    And going commando or wearing thin boxers is out of the question unless I'm looking to draw attention to myself. And that's just one of the boxer related issues.

    Of course, there's the whole issue of having sex with a woman. There are lots of chicks that like big, or say they do, until the moment of truth.

    And the list goes on. . .so anyway, that's my introduction.

    See ya!! : )

    Greg
     
  2. chicagosam

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    Welcome, Greg! You should find all the answers you need here.:biggrin1:
     
  3. smoothrnb

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    You are among friends, Greg. Welcome!
     
  4. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    Nice cock and balls! Welcome to LPSG!
     
  5. D_alex8

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    Not to mention the array of books on machine design. :rolleyes:

    Welcome to the Laboratory-grade Pulse Signal Generator. :smile:
     
  6. STYLYUNG

    STYLYUNG New Member

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    With that profile pic of your perfect penis, you are automatically ranked as a LPSG upper classman sizewise. A BIG welcome to you! :biggrin1: :smile:
     
  7. B_big dirigible

    B_big dirigible New Member

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    Oh, swell. Everything gets dumped-on here at LPSG.

    (signed) A professional machine designer
     
  8. RideRocket

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    Welcome and enjoy the group!
     
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