Damian Johnson
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POLICE NEWSFLASH
Police and hospital staff are still searching offices and residential buildings within a 10mile radius of LA Mental Hospital after a highly dangerous inmate known as Sandra escaped from her holding cell after an hour long battle with hospital staff and security guards.
Sandra, who thinks shes the twin of Hannibal Lector and is on a mission to fuck all the men in the Middle East, was declared insane two years ago after she said she was the daughter of god and that she had spoken with Elivis and Princess Diana in a flying saucer.
Deeply clinically ill, Sandra aims to become President of LPSG through a campaign of crazy postings, that have alarmed members and sent the police and hospital staff on a fruitless manhunt throughout the various sleazy dirty and perverted postings that are the hallmark of LPSG.
Police advise all LPSG members not to approach Sandra as she is mad and highly dangerous. Police advise all members to review all her postings before making any sort of contact with this individual.
Police and hospital staff are still searching offices and residential buildings within a 10mile radius of LA Mental Hospital after a highly dangerous inmate known as Sandra escaped from her holding cell after an hour long battle with hospital staff and security guards.
Sandra, who thinks shes the twin of Hannibal Lector and is on a mission to fuck all the men in the Middle East, was declared insane two years ago after she said she was the daughter of god and that she had spoken with Elivis and Princess Diana in a flying saucer.
Deeply clinically ill, Sandra aims to become President of LPSG through a campaign of crazy postings, that have alarmed members and sent the police and hospital staff on a fruitless manhunt throughout the various sleazy dirty and perverted postings that are the hallmark of LPSG.
Police advise all LPSG members not to approach Sandra as she is mad and highly dangerous. Police advise all members to review all her postings before making any sort of contact with this individual.