Seriously buddy and I am meaning to be your buddy you would not be unusual appearing here seeking SPH, small penis humiliation. Some LPSG members respond supportively to SPH as have responses in this thread. They will taunt you and your little dick because they believe its what you want to read; I think some are being facetious, but some may genuinely want engage in it with you.
You are extra interesting. Are you really cute? Youre only 31, your dick is smaller than average but not a micro-penis. There might be a woman who likes you better than another man. Shit dude, youre a straight man in San Francisco [well, 80% of you is]; therere like what, three of you, you should be able to write your ticket.
Now as to your 20% gay side, if you want to get into SPH, I get it. If its fun, does no harm, and everyone cums go for it.