# New Way To Look At Size

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead, Feb 13, 2008.

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Being a bit of a math geek ..... if you think about a hard cock as being roughly cylinder-shaped ..... you can figure out the volume (size) of a hard cock in cubic inches.

The formula is pi x radius squared x height .... where the radius is how big your dick is across, and the height is how long it is.

Pi is about 3.14. My radius is just shy of 2 inches, and because WE always round UP (be honest!), we'll call that 2 inches. Squared ... multiplied by itself ... that's 4. And my "height" is 7 inches.

So, that's 3.14 x 4 (or, 2 squared) x 7.

That's almost 88 freakin' cubic inches of penis I'm draggin' around! Figure it out for yourself ...

And if my math is wrong, don't tell me, I'm enjoying my 88 right now ...

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That's about what I am, so I can enjoy my 88 too.:tongue:

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Well, your "math," in the sense of your calculations, may be correct, but your data are suspect, to put it mildly.

You say that the radius of your penis is approximately 2 inches. That means that its diameter is 4 inches. I can tell you without even looking at your photos (and certainly after looking at them) that your penis is not 4 inches across. I would say that it is about half that width. So your radius is at most 1 inch. Granting your method of calculation, your final result is therefore too large by a factor of four.

A volume of 88 cubic inches is 49 fluid ounces, or about one and a half quarts. Look at a quart bottle and ask yourself whether your penis has half again the volume of that.

You might also want to investigate these older threads, which include some more sophisticated methods of calculation:

Penis Volume Chart

Penis Volume Gauge!!!

Penis VOLUME Chart!

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yr right, i got radius and diameter mixed up

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:0 you break his 88 inches dream...

But I saw that too.. you mixed the two.. big difference!

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Oh dear! Math whiz has a cock up!

That was really funny, indeed.:biggrin1:

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yeah, it COULDN'T be that I got my ego and my cock mixed up in this .............

could it? :redface:

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