New way to measure

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  1. Imported

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    HornyVeteranSJ: Why length and girth? Why not measure volume, ie. pussy, mouth, or anus displacement?

    Penis is approximately a cylinder:
    V= Volume
    C= Circumference/Girth
    L= Length
    V= L * (C squared/(4 * PI))
    PI= 3.14



    In my case 6"l & 4.8"g ( 4.8"= average girth... I'm 5" at the base and 4.6" under the head.)

    V=6 x 4.8 x 4.8/(4 x 3.1416) = 11.007 CID
    V=6 x 4.8 x 4.8/ 12.5664 = 11.007 CID

    So the 'average' penis CID is 6" x 5" x 5"/ 12.5664 = 11.9365 CID

    It seems girth has a strong influence on penis cubic inch displacement.
     
  2. jonb

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    Surface area would be better than volume, IMO. After all, surface area indicates how much stimulation she can get.
     
  3. pervasiveone

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    Just got in from a gruleing day of Managerial Economics... that equation makes my head hurt. Will figure mine out later.

    :blink:
     
  4. B_DoubleMeatWhopper

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    This is not exactly a 'new' way of measuring. We've discussed it here a few times, and I first read about measuring the cock by the volume of liquid displaced about seven years ago. The resulting number is not very informative. If I say that my cock is about 9" x 7", most people have a pretty fair idea what I'm talking about. If I quote the volume of my cock, they've no clue what size I'm talking about.
     
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    Either way, it's a big fucker. :)
     
  6. jdoe86

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    The big question is.. WHY?
     
  7. alexx

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    lol..yes indeed, why...
     
  8. D_Humper E Bogart

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    Erm, what about weight, or friction, or some other derived formula? :lol:
     
  9. jonb

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    What about surface area? Or maybe the sine of the erection angle? LOL
     
  10. madame_zora

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    You guys are getting me all hot and bothered, who can think about measuring at a time like this?
     
  11. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    You see, now you know as someone who failed math in school, I don't know what in the fuck to do about this.
     
  12. D_Humper E Bogart

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    Don't worry, no woman is impressed by a penis' surface area/volume ratio!
     
  13. madame_zora

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    Well, at least not until "after"...
     
  14. jonb

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    Well, the surface area indicates how much vaginal tissue is being stimulated.
     
  15. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    You know, with some women, at least some I've dated, there was only kind of volume they were really interested in.
     
  16. B_Carolina

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    Remember kiddos, it's not the traditional length x circumfrence that makes a cock, what matters is, "does the volume go to 11"?

    11, that's what the ladies go for. I have it on good authority.
     
  17. Imported

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    VladtheImpaler: There is probably a lot of truth to this idea. Anybody heard of that naughty old saying "Long and thin goes too far in, short and thick does the trick"? Apparently length by itself isn't all that important. And it would figure that more volume moving around in a vagina would be more able to satisfy women that enjoy big cocks; many enjoy the sensation of being "stretched". But I agree that it's much harder to visualize volume measurements than length or girth measurements. If you tell someone that you are 12 inches long, they immediately have an idea how big you are.

    For what it's worth, my own measurement following the above formula (assuming I've done it correctly) is 29.43.
     
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