New Zealand humor

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  1. BigDallasDick8x6

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    Why this is called "New Zealand humor" I'm not sure -- that was the subject line when it was forwarded to me. Regardless, it's pretty funny although I think the guys will like it more than the ladies.


    A New Zealander walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...


    "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

    The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
    "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

    The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize that
    I was talking to the sheep."




     
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    Never heard that here. But still it made me laugh:-D
     
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    I heard this joke a few weeks ago but it was a pig instead of a sheep and the guy was just a farmer, he wasn't from any particular country. I think it's more likely to be Australian humour. We Aussies make fun of NZers like Americans make fun of Canadians. New Zealand has more sheep than people so we joke that NZers are sheep-fuckers. It's probably called New Zealand humour because it's making fun of NZers, rather than a NZ style of comedy.
     
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