Newbie Here 8X6 Do I qualify?

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  1. HunginSI

    HunginSI New Member

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    Hi,
    I'm farely new to this site and I decided to say hello to all of you.
    You all seem like a fun and friendly group, although I must say I have a particular fondness for Madame Zora, for obvious reasons, Anyway,
    I was wondering if my 8"X6" dimension would put me in the large penis percentile? E-mails and messages are fine I will post some pics soon.
     
  2. B_Spladle

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    We don't take kindly to your type around here.
     
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    No, that's sooo tiny. Anything less than 15" x 10" is just such a turn-off. :rolleyes:
     
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    And I thought I was a smartass :) From every statistic, summary, poll, etc. I have ever read, the majority consensus seems to be that "officially" hung (length seems to be the more defining factor of "hung" than thickness, all though there are differences of opinion on that matter) seems to be 8" and above. While less clearly defined or measured, from what I have been able to determine, the majority seems to think that "officially thick" starts at approximately 2" in diameter, or roughly 6" around. Given that all dicks are not perfect cylinders, your mileage may vary :p So, speaking from a purely "average, but not hung" perspective, I would say you are "officially" "hung" and "thick" Congratulations. Here is your certificate. Thank all the little people who made it possible. Now, get off the stage :) (just kidding)
     
  6. madame_zora

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    Ha, what a group of wise-asses we have here. Welcome, you're a "member".
     
  7. wibbledooklang

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    now now skeeter, he aint hurtin nobody
     
  8. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    Well I never got the secret handshake. *pouts*

    *snif*
     
  9. Matthew

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    SI? Is that another one of those flyover states that nobody's ever heard of?

    Yes, you qualify. But just wait til you see what you qualify for.
     
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    You get 40 lashes on your pee pee for asking!! Any way welcome to our corner of the web.
     
  11. GoneA

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    hello and welcome. you qualify, kiddo.
     
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    nope you cant join your too small
     
  13. B_Spladle

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    You, sir, are the motherfuckin' shiz-nit.
     
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    You don't even need a dick to be a member here. Welcome!
     
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    Yah, some of my favorite members have less than 0ยจ:biggrin1:
     
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    Too bad cause it's a nice one.
     
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    I reported him.
     
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    Who am I getting reported to? What did I do? Please explain, like I said I am new here.
     
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    New here two I think I'm 6x5 but it o.k.
     
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