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  1. Imported

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    bankwalker: Hello all. I've been a lurker for about a week and finally decided to actually post.

    My brief story is that I'm 42 and have been very heavy most of my life. I was always just below average at 5.5 inches. Thirteen months ago I had a gastric bypass (Rue-en-Y) and have lost 130 lbs. The best part of such a dramatic weight loss is that I've gained almost 2 inches. It's sort of weird to be 42 and suddenly "growing" a bigger penis. Of course it's always been there but now it actually shows. My wife is as amazed as I am.

    Being a chunky teenager with a shorty, I was sort of teased a lot. Frankly, my masculinity felt assualted. Now that I'm 225, working out in the gym and bigger than most, I'm having to deal with a whole new mindset of masculinity. Obviously I now know that masculinity doesn't dwell in your pants but when I was a teenager it was hard not to believe that.

    BTW, I'm also a recovering fundie, an evil republican, and I think you all are great and mostly kind people.

    My favorite line from all the posts I've read was Dr. Rock saying his occupation was a "Professional Malcontent!" I actually used it this morning! (Sorry I didn't give credit to Dr. Rock or LPSG.org!)

    Bankwalker
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  2. Imported

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    hung_big: Welcome!

    As always, we are glad to gain another member to the site (our family) and apparently, from your post you look to become a valued and respected one.

    Your judgement on this place is very true. The majority of us are non-descriminatory, kind, caring and have a good sence of humour.

    Congradulations on your weight loss, more power to you!

    Again, welcome and enjoy your stay! :D
     
  3. Pappy

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    Welcome, enjoy your time here.
     
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  5. BuffMusicIdol

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    Dude, you rock.

    I'll be 50 this year, hit the gym almost every day, for 5 years straight, and my dick hasn't grown an inch.

    (But my wife would complain if it did.) LOL }(

    Welcome. I think your assessment of this place is fairly accurate, also. Just beware that nearly all opinion exist here, and side by side. However, I have found them all to be horribly psychotic, but generally harmless. (I am included in that group, BTW.)

    Enjoy, and keep going. I want to know if you keep going to the gym if you'll sport a 10 incher.

    Welcome and smiles.

    Buff
     
  6. Imported

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    bankwalker: Buff,

    I don't think I've grown because of lifting weights. It's been the weight loss that has added my "viewable" length. (The gym has help the appearance of my arms; but DoubleMeatWhopper's avatar makes me green with envy!) I think I could still lose about 30 lbs for a maximum gain of about another 1/2 inch. We'll see.

    Bank
     
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