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  1. treechopper

    treechopper New Member

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    Hi there
    this is a newbie

    I have been watching the site for a few days since i came back from Dubai from christmas holidays

    I got into it in the weirdest way

    I was trying to find a supplier for vilbrequin swimwear and ended up in a site for big dicks!

    anyway can probably bring something "live". It has just been announced that the leader of one of the UK's major political parties has just resigned after confessing to a wee bit too much liking to the boose. He had denied having a problem for the last 18 months.

    I notice that some of you guys always respond..you keep it alive

    Cheers
     
  2. GoneA

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    welcome aboard. hope you have a great time here.
     
  3. treechopper

    treechopper New Member

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    ta!

    it will take time to get up and running but this has managed to keep me entertained during a cold and wet afternoon in belfast

    have to say you are a friendly bunch
     
  4. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    Welcome!

    As for your politico having fallen - it's possible he actually didn't have a drinking problem for the last 18 months and simply got caught on his first day with the bottle. Some luck, eh?

    Question: what's a treec hopper?
     
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    treechopper New Member

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    Na!

    his big mistake was that he denied it during countless TV (and i mean TV not TV) interviews and then it came out that he was a soak all along and had even gone for professional help...but was even boozing during that

    usual mistake not the lying just getting caught

    he is a politician after all


    morals only hamper their day job
     
  6. treechopper

    treechopper New Member

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    A weapon that chops trees
     
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    B_Hickboy New Member

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    Welcome!

    Ceud Mile Failte!!!
     
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    B_Danceswithlamps New Member

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    Welcome here!!!

    You will enjoy it here!!
     
  9. B_DoubleMeatWhopper

    B_DoubleMeatWhopper New Member

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    Treechopper = Lumberjack

    "I'm a lumberjack, and I'm OK;
    I sleep all night and I work all day."

    Chorus:
    "He's a lumberjack, and he's OK;
    He sleeps all night and he works all day."

    "I cut down trees; I eat my lunch;
    I go to the lavatory.
    On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea."

    Mounties:
    "He cuts down trees; he eats his lunch;
    He goes to the lavatory.
    On Wednesdays he goes shopping, and has buttered scones for tea."

    Chorus:
    "He's a lumberjack, and he's OK;
    He sleeps all night and he works all day."

    "I cut down trees; I skip and jump;
    I like to press wild flowers.
    I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars."

    Mounties:
    "He cuts down trees; he skips and jumps;
    He likes to press wild flowers.
    He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!"

    Chorus:
    "He's a lumberjack, and he's OK;
    He sleeps all night and he works all day."

    "I cut down trees; I wear high heels,
    Suspenders and a bra.
    I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!"

    Mounties:
    "He cuts down trees: he wears high heels?!
    Suspenders...and a bra?!"

    Chorus:
    "...He's a lumberjack and he's OK
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.

    ...He's/I'm a lumberjack and he's/I'm OK
    He/I sleep all night and he/I work all day."
     
  10. UniDude

    UniDude New Member

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    But can you sinf the SPAM song?
     
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    Damn!!!!! SING.:mad:
     
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    treechopper New Member

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    What the hell have i started?

    People all over the states now singing the lumberjack song which is a favourite of rugby teams not surprisingly....its all that communal bathing after the match

    Oh! and thanks for the Irish welcome hickboy
     
  13. B_DoubleMeatWhopper

    B_DoubleMeatWhopper New Member

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    I could, but I'm not a Viking.
     
  14. UniDude

    UniDude New Member

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    I had a bad typing moment. Sorry. I suppose sinf is not a word I accidentally made up but one that already exist?:rolleyes:
     
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    Not that I know of.
     
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    welcome.

    DMW wasn't that the Cleese guy that sang that.
     
  17. treechopper

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    Yea

    it was part of the Monty Python thing
     
  18. Pecker

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    Everybody apparently missed my attempt at humor in my original post.

    I asked: What's a treec hopper?

    Maybe I should have asked "What's a treec and how do you hop it?"
     
  19. B_DoubleMeatWhopper

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    I didn't miss it, Pecker: I saw an opportunity to make a Monty Python reference and grabbed it! (Ni!)
     
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