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Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by FORLANDO, Aug 1, 2007.

  1. FORLANDO

    FORLANDO New Member

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    New member here... I saw a movie (River of Cum) on a newsgroup and found a reference to LPSG, so I thoulght I'd breeze by.

    I'm a retired old man (65) that is now quickly loosing the ability to cum except by my own hand. My wife and I just can't get it together. Too many fizzles that it is bad for the male self-onfidence.

    I'm not a particularly large-peckered individual, but what I had was good while it was good, so to speak.

    I think I'll just roam the board looking at younger fellas talk about firing away whenever and at whatever. I hope all you young fellows appreciate your working equipment it while you still have it working!!

    Boy, I sound depressing. O.K. so last night was another failure with the Mrs.

    The Old Martian
     
  2. ganja4me

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    Welcome to the group.
     
  3. biguyfla

    biguyfla New Member

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    One of the things you said reminded me of a saying I heard when I was a kid.
    "I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was!"
    Anyway, Welcome!
     
  4. FORLANDO

    FORLANDO New Member

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    I remember when I was about 45 laughing at some sort of lyrics or poem lamenting being old, one line something like this:

    What was once my sex appeal
    Is now my water spout.

    And now, 20 years later ...
     
  5. joshunot

    joshunot New Member

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    I'm fairly new here too. May I say welcome also
     
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