Next time close the door...

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  1. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, "Excuse us for a few minutes boys, we're going up to our room for a little while."

    Pretty soon one of the boys becomes curious, goes upstairs and sees the door to his parents bedroom is ajar. He peeks in for a few minutes, trots downstairs, gets his little brother and takes him up to peek into the bedroom.

    "Before you look in there," he says, "keep in mind this is the same woman who smacked our asses just for sucking our thumbs."
     
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    What a hypocritical bitch.
     
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    outrageous.
     
  4. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Peck, you never fail to get a laught outta me when I need one.:biggrin1:
     
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    That was great.....:tongue:
     
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    "Did you ever wonder. Did your mom give dad a blowjob right before she kissed you goodnight?":eek:
     
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    Nope---mom was a prude about sex--dad told me so.:biggrin1:
     
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    OMG I need some MIND BLEACH.
     
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