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    I went for an acting audition today, there is some nude parts in the it so the director asked me to strip off and as soon as I took my boxers off he said "No Way, your dick is too big, this ain't a porno!" :(

    Maybe my sig is wrong :(
     
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    Clearly the man has no idea what puts bums on seats.
     
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    I'd sit and watch it! :cool:
     
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    I'd sue for discrimination!
     
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    He's jealous
     
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    Sorry huckster. That would piss me off. I would have told the other actors auditioning for the part "Guys - if you have a big dick - leave NOW". lol. That guy sounds like a stupid ass and working under his direction would have sucked anyway. Good luck on your next audition.
     
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    Just be careful what you're willing to audition for. A part like this might come back to haunt you in the future if you make it in the biz, or even if you don't. I know a lot of actors are starving for cash and are willing to do almost anything to get a part, but don't sell out for a quick buck or just to get the part. I act (on the side) too, but I wouldn't take a part that required nudity. The reality is that most actors have a difficult time earning a living in the field, so they have to work outside of acting to pay the bills. A part that requires nudity could hurt your chances of getting into another line of work if acting doesn't pan out. A buddy of mine has been an actor for 12 years, and now he wants to get into teaching so that he has some stability in his life (he told me that he's tired of constantly having to hustle for work as an actor). If he had taken any part that required nudity it might have a negative effect on his teaching career. Teaching is quite competitive today. There are more teachers than jobs available. What if the person that's hiring for a position that has multiple candidates had seen him naked in a movie? He would most likely be passed over for the job. As you probably guessed, I am a teacher and have been for over a decade now. It's my bread and butter, so there is no way that I would jeopardize my career just to get a one-time part.
     
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    no no your werent too big per sey, the character he wanted to portray just wasnt as hung as you, no he foresaw something a bit smaller.
     
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    That does suck, huckjam.

    I was up for the lead in Equus when I was 20 & had to do the same thing. I got a little . . . aroused for some reason. Not fully hard, just a semi, which is enough. The director, who I'd worked with before & is str8, didn't take his eyes off my cock the whole time. At the time I was dating his daughter (who gave head like a pro) & he had caught us grindin' on their sofa late one night . . . fully clothed, but still not what a father wants to see. He was totally cool about it but we figured he knew we were having sex judging from the way we were carrying on in his house. I guess during the audition he just couldn't get out of his mind that my cock had been inside his li'l girl. LOL.

    Needless to say I didn't get the part. That's OK, I got the girl! :biggrin1:
     
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    If someone said that to me i'd be complemented and sad all at once, and not really know how to feel in the end.
     
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    That really sucks, but I think it is very true that there is a negative stereotype in hollywood about showing any full frontal nudity and especially not a hung guy.

    Does anyone remember that movie where everyone was in an uproar with Collin Ferrel because he showed his dick and apparently the sensors or whoever thought it was too big?? I can't remember the name of the flick.

    My point is that it sucks, but you'll get other parts, and if you don't at least you know you have a solid future in porn!
     
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    Not sure what he was looking at, cause it doesnt look that big to me. But then again, I am a Size Queen....
     
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    Good solid manly big dick to be proud of, but not freak-show big. Maybe he doesn't want people distracted by something more interesting than the play he's directing.
     
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