One year when I was in college, I really wanted to hit up Ft. Lauderdale for Spring Break because I'd never been, but I couldn't find anybody who had the funds to go with me. So, I was like, "Fuck it! I'll go by myself," and that's what I did. My first night there, I hooked up with this 30-something couple that have a place in Boca. I spent the night at their place and then the next night they invited me to a house party hosted by a friend of theirs.
Well, this guy walks into the party who looks like he fell out of a cologne print ad and I couldn't help but notice him. My first thought was, I bet he's an ass, since it had been my experience that guys who are too good looking tend not to place enough stock on inner beauty. Also, the graphic T he was wearing had a kiss print on it (like a woman leaves on a tissue when she blots her lip color) with writing that said, "Sorry Ladies, I Suck Dick." All signs pointed to him being stuck on himself, so I disregarded him and talked to other guys at the party.
He overheard part of a conversation I was having and chimed in with a funny quip, then introduced himself to me and joined in the convo. He seemed nice enough on a first impression, but I was still withholding judgment. Later, a crew of us guys from the party decided to hit the clubs and he and I went with.
In the club, one of those older, schlubby fellows who are either too clueless to realize or too confident to care that he sticks out like a sore thumb in a gay meat market wandered up to our group and started talking to the hot guy from the party. The other guys I was hanging with started making cunty jokes about the older fellow, surreptitiously, and all I could think was how uncomfortable I would have been if he had latched onto me instead of the hot guy. After their conversation was through, I walked over to the hottie and said, "Sorry. I would have come to rescue you, but I couldn't tell if you were looking for an out or not."
The Hottie said, "Oh, no. That's okay. He was actually really nice and interesting. We had a good chat."
Long story less-long: We ended up hooking up and spent together easily the most memorable night I've ever spent in bed with someone. Memorable for the hot sex, but also because afterward we lied in bed for hours quoting Family Guy dialog to each other and laughing ourselves hoarse. :tongue: