Okay... here's the deal. There is a guy on the show whose name is Afion Crocket, he is from Statesville where I am from. Back when I was a freshman in college, we had an amateur porn tape returned in a video cassette box at the video store where I worked. There wasn't much going on in the part that I got to see (I was just a supervisor and the managers were all checkin' out the tape in the office behind closed doors), but I got to take a better look at the tape that night. There was a point in the tape where a light skinned brother who resembled Afion Crocket dropped his pants to reveal a thick but soft 7 inch penis for the camera to see. Now, Afion is a very distinctive looking guy and he doesn't have many doubles floatin' around, so there is a VERY good chance that was him in the tape. He has a distinctive jawline and I could swear that he was the guy, it was VERY large and was the first huge penis that I ever saw that wasn't attached to a porn actor.
I saw that bit where Nick was dressed in some ridiculous eighties clothing. He was wearing very tight and little clothes... but his shorts... his SHORTS... they contained a MASSIVE penis which was cocked to the side because the shorts wear so short. It looked atleast 6 inches thick and about 7 inches long with a BIG set of balls to match. I couldn't fucking believe my eyes... that was flat out, the most cock that I have ever seen on regular television... or cable for that matter.
All this time, I thought that it was Afion, because Nick was wearing a wig and some sunglasses and they didn't show the clip very long. he did a little jog and his cock bounced along with his body... definitely NOT fake. I guess that it was Nick and damn... that show sure has some huge members among the cast!!
If anyone can get a hold of that skit (It was advertising the first season) I'll bet that the members of this board would get a HUGE kick out of it.
And y'all read right... I am almost completely sure that Afion Crocket is packin' a WHOLE lotta meat!!