Nick Names Other People Have Given You.

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I'm sure friends or lovers who have seen you naked have given you nick names. Let's here what they are.
One bunch of work colleagues who saw me naked after playing football started calling me 'king dong'.
Also, when I started a new job, my wife met my boss on a social occasion. Given there were so many Simons in the office, he asked her if there was a nickname they could use instead. Deadpan, she just said 'horse'. That stuck with me.
 
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I have only had one nickname, “The Log”, but it came from two different women (one was an ex girlfriend who named it that after we split and the other is a platonic friend who saw a photo of it). I couldn’t believe they both called it the same thing and they both sang the theme to “It’s Log” from Ren and Stimpy.
 

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When I was a flight attendant, I had a pretty fun evening in a hotel hot tub with a female co-worker and a straight male pilot. We played a little truth or dare which involved me being forced to get out of the hot tub naked and walk to the table for more beer. I was hard as a rock. From that time forward, every time I ran into said pilot he'd refer to me as "Tool Man."
 

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Since I'm a grow-er not a show-er, my nicknames have been given to me by the women who have gotten me hard.
"Big Boy" was common as is "Little <name>". The 'little' part is in reference to my penis compared to the rest of me, but it is commonly used like this:
Little LapDog is excited/ready!
Little Lapdog has gotten big!
 
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A friend of mine always calls it “the Titan” cause of how large it is. I’ve also been nicknamed “one-man bukkake” cause of the sheer volume I unload in a single cumshot. Those are the two that have stuck around for years now. I’ve also been nicknamed “dragon” and “horse” cause of its size too. Looking back, it’s admittedly amusing to be nicknamed all because I have a notably large male appendage haha.
 

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I'm sure friends or lovers who have seen you naked have given you nick names. Let's here what they are.
One bunch of work colleagues who saw me naked after playing football started calling me 'king dong'.
Also, when I started a new job, my wife met my boss on a social occasion. Given there were so many Simons in the office, he asked her if there was a nickname they could use instead. Deadpan, she just said 'horse'. That stuck with me.

My first "nickname"...was when I was very young in school (NO specifics so I am NOT violating rules)...
"Dumbo". A Disney cartoon character...because of my enormous, very oversized ears that stuck out from my head, the size of my hands and my feet were far bigger than others...and the elephants trunk between my legs. Some people still use that one...in private...when they wish to "tease me"...or "annoy me" for their amusement to my reactions...
 

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All the time I played rugby it was bigdave, then as an adult I’ve been donkeydave… hate them both

I too despise...really...loath...in any public or group setting, being called any of the "nicknames" referring to my physical traits...especially those about my endowment.

Even just "Big Ben".

Even when I am at a nudist/clothing optional resort or beach....where it is very obvious....I really do loath, abhor, despise...anyone...using those terms about me.

Though...like most men who are endowed from big to colossal size....in the midst of passion in a private setting (one or more partners, singularly or in a group)....I do not mind at all. Even if that is the same group that was just at the nude social pool at the clothing optional resort just hours before...I would be offended. But way after dinner and dark...in a large suite with the same people...I am fine with it. Being called the king bull elephant in at the pool is far different than being called that when a woman is trying her best to stretch to take some of me and she is yelling it to urge us both on to more orgasms....

Yes, I know it does not make perfect sense...but it is what it is.
 

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You know those big knives in restaurant that they only bring out with your steak? In the catalogs they are called BFK, for big fucking knife.

After seeing that in the catalog this waitress who both me and my friend had banged laughed and started calling my friend BFD, big fucking dick. She thought it was funnier because everyone called me LD, most didn't know what LD was and thought it my actual initials, but her and a few close friends knew it was my exgirlfriend who called me little dick.

She would giggle every time someone in the restaurant called me LD or him BFD because bi one else in the restaurant knew what it meant.
 
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Not a nickname for me as a person, but "jackhammer" has been suggested to me multiple times as a name for my penis, derived from my name, Jack.