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I'm sure friends or lovers who have seen you naked have given you nick names. Let's here what they are.
One bunch of work colleagues who saw me naked after playing football started calling me 'king dong'.
Also, when I started a new job, my wife met my boss on a social occasion. Given there were so many Simons in the office, he asked her if there was a nickname they could use instead. Deadpan, she just said 'horse'. That stuck with me.
One bunch of work colleagues who saw me naked after playing football started calling me 'king dong'.
Also, when I started a new job, my wife met my boss on a social occasion. Given there were so many Simons in the office, he asked her if there was a nickname they could use instead. Deadpan, she just said 'horse'. That stuck with me.