Nicknames for guys with big dicks

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I know a lot of guys get nicknames from friends, teammates, fraternity brothers, etc. because of their dick. What are some nicknames you have either received or given because of being hung?
 

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One of my mates, a while back, had (and, no doubt, still has) a very large, thick cock. In our teens, the shaft was about the size of a Red Bull can and (relatively unusual for the UK) had an equally engorged, circumcised helmet.

In the showers, one day, one of the lads pointed at it and commented that it looked like the nozzle of a fire hose. As that wasn't too far from his actual surname, he was (henceforth) known as "Nozzle".
 

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Hose, horseboy, sausage, schlong, stallion, tripod, meat. In school, friends would say Hey, (insert one of those names). It would be funny if they hollered that out in the hallway and teachers were outside their rooms and hearing it. Some would have an expression like that's not appropriate to say, while other teachers shook their heads with a half smile. Even with my friends in conversation, too, with other friends or classmates, they would use any of those names and others would know it was me being referred to.
 

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I had a coworker who had called me "Holmes" for no apparent reason for years. Then one day he said "Hey, Holmes. John C Holmes, that is."

I asked him if that was where the nickname came from and he said "I've seen you in the showers. It's accurate."

Same thing happened to me, lol. I had to ask who he was. Man that was a long time ago.
 

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The doorman at a club where we sometimes had gay parties told me one night "We have a name for you. We call you Trunk." Before I could ask if that was as in tree or elephant, the other doorman cut me off "No shit! The other night my girlfriend swung by to say high. I snuck here in to see you. She came out and asked for a cigarette."

A friend who sometimes organized big sex parties called me (or at least my cock) "Snuffy," after Mr. snuffaluffagus.

There was an acquaintance who would call me "Biggest Dick in L.A.," particularly while I was fucking him, although I'm not sure that's really a nickname, nor completely accurate.
 
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I was nicknamed Rocco, after porn actor Rocco Siffredi.

And much less original, stallion.
 

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I had a friend who used to walk around with his literal FOOT-LONG DICK hanging down his right leg.

My nicknames for him were:
Daddy Long Leg
Foot-Long
Ballpark Frank

He used to try to make me touch it and make out with him. But I told him that wasn't a good idea because then I'd want it ALL the time and he had a woman. VERY nice guy he was - as was his nearly as well-hung brother who also offered his DICK.
 

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I played D1 baseball. The upperclassmen always gave the new freshmen and transfers on the team a nickname during training camp. B/c I hailed from Knoxville and my southern accent was the most distinguishing thing about me at the start of day one when we were all making introductions, they immediately dubbed me "Tennessee."

Then came the end of the day.

I've always been a "show-er, not a grow-er" and hang especially low after a workout. We all hit the locker room, started to strip down, and immediately Cap makes the loud and astute observation: "Shit. Tennessee Kid over here is hung like that mule we saw in TJ (Tijuana)! Maybe his nickname should be Burro?"

Everyone laughed. I laughed... you know, like you do b/c it's all in a good jest and who the fuck cares if you're being called out for being large?!I even helicoptered it a lil bit while waving a towel over my head with the guys laughing and cheering on.

By the end of the first week, someone suggested "Burro" was too "on-the-nose" and that we shorten it to "D.C" for Donkey Cock. Incidentally, D.C.'s also my actual first and last name initials, so by the next week the coaches also started calling me D.C. having overheard the guys and not knowing the inside joke behind the name. Of course, the guys thought it was hilarious that our coaches were now effectively calling me Donkey Cock and didn't know it, so the name stuck.

To this day, I still go by D.C.
 

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Typical ropes Cowboys use up north are nylon and 30 to 33 feet long.

Learning on the Spanish Ranch, outa Elko, I used a rawhide 'Riata''. Typically 50-60 ' long.

The northern guys I worked with later, called me " long rope" eventually a bunch of us went back to the Great Basin, the cantina girls I knew there giggled and blushed when they first heard my buddies call me that--- evidently, they'd been referring to me as " La Riata" for quite a spell
 
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When I worked in a hostel in Prague for a summer, it was a party hostel and us staff basically drank and partied and slept with the guests...I think I had sex with about 50 guys over those three months...My nickname was "Moby" after Moby Dick lol
 
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I have been called two different names. A guy in school started calling me "Power Pole". He still does sometimes. Some Mexican guys at the gym started calling me "El bombero" or "the Fireman" because my hose is so big.