Nicknames for your penis

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  1. need2bsexy2

    need2bsexy2 Active Member

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    Most men have a nickname for their penis since it seems to have a mind of its own.

    Since High School I have called mine "Richard" since that is the long version of dick.

    My wife calls it by two nicknames: "bottom thumper" and "jaw breaker".

    What do you nickname or have been nicknamed?
     
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    There is a joke about penis nicknames.

    I guy goes into a bar really wanting a beer. He sits down at the bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender tells him he has to tell him the name of his penis before he can give him a beer. It's at this point the guy realizes this is a gay bar. He looks to his left and the guy there tells him, "My penis' name is Ford because it's built Ford tough". He looks to his right and the guy there tells him, "Mine is named Timex because it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin' ". The guy thinks for a minute and tells the bartender, "Mine is named Secret. It's strong enough for a man but is made for a woman". He got his beer.
     
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    never bothered to name it myself...but the two nicknames i've picked up from others were "White Tiger" and "Big Gun." i use them ironically. :p
     
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    "little guy"
     
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    "Disappointing"
     
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    "The Vicar Of Dribbly" :)
     
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    I call it "Damn Fucker" when it doesn't get hard when I want it to.
     
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