Nip/Tuck - penis reduction

[ssongs]

Hey guys! I love the show Nip/Tuck. Mainly because it's the life I wish I had: being a doctor, having sex with crazy hot women, etc. Yesterday's episode made me think of LPSG and some of it's members. There's a patient that wants his dick made smaller because he can't stop sucking it. He's a yoga instructor and once he figured out he could do it it pretty much took over his life. There's also another character on the show who tried it for himself and ended up falling off his bed and broke his neck! You can watch the episode here if interested: Hulu - Nip/Tuck: Manny Skerritt - Watch the full episode now.

You'll have to create an account and log in because the show is rated M. A lot of the story line will keep you lost unless you have watched the show previously. So to save you the time of watching the whole thing here are the times with the particular patient I was describing: 3:07, 9:08, 21:30, 26:15, 34:45. You might have to watch a few commercials, but it's free! I don't know if this should go under the adult website thread or not. It's not porn, so I think it's ok here.

Anyway has anyone ever hurt themselves trying to suck their own penis? I'm a pretty large-framed guy so it's pretty hard for me to do it. I once got close enough to kiss it but after that my back hurt so I stopped. Now my belly is bigger so it's totally impossible I guess. I haven't tried in a few years.

 

[reallyhot]

I am thrilled that you saw this show and posted this info. Thanks.
I love Nip/Tuck, but haven't watched in a while...Grin!
Can't stop self sucking...Hilarious!!! Love it! LOL
If you want more flexibility try Yoga...Anything's possible!!!
Keep us posted!!! Grin!
Hope you Reach Your errr Goal!!! (Tongue in Cheek, Cock in Mouth!)LOL
Good Luck!

 

[whatireallywant]

That sounds funny! But yeah, the guy is a YOGA INSTRUCTOR!!! I'm not sure a penis reduction would do any good - he probably has such flexibility he'd be able to self-suck even if he was really small! :biggrin1:

That's a funny story line about the other guy trying it and falling off his bed, too. Yeah, IRL breaking your neck isn't funny but it does have a kind of morbidly funny aspect in the context of the show...

 

[BillyPilgrimOD]

I actually wouldn't mind maybe an inch taken off of mine. It's a bit out of proportion compared to the girth.

 

[nudeyorker]

Interesting concept for a television show, but when I figured out I could do this it did not take over my life...I'll be back in seven minutes to finish this post!

 

[firstone2b]

I have a question......why do men self suck? Does self sucking feel better than having someone else's lips wrapped around it? Besides you can't deep throat it...lol but I am just curios....roger your cock is perfect the way it is

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

I've thought about penis reduction surgery. I can't go to nude beaches if they're crowded because I hate people stepping on my cock while I walking around. LOL

 

[walker12]

I saw this episode and agree...it was very funny but interesting at the same time.

I'm surprised that this doesn't happen more often...flexible guy with a large penis becoming addicted to sucking it.

I know that if I was flexible and could suck my own penis well enough, I would be addicted as well.

 

[BillyPilgrimOD]

I have a question......why do men self suck? Does self sucking feel better than having someone else's lips wrapped around it? Besides you can't deep throat it...lol but I am just curios....roger your cock is perfect the way it is

Thank you for the compliment. I'm actually self conscious about the fact that it looks so thin (my wife just fluffed me and measured me at 6" at the base, 5.5" in the middle) compared to my length, and the fact that it's curved. But I've gotten nothing but compliments, so maybe I can't complain.

Why do we self-suck? Because we can! I can only lick mine, but I need to so some more stretching. I could self-suck in about a month or two if I worked at it.

 

[Pitbull]

Interesting concept for a television show, but when I figured out I could do this it did not take over my life...I'll be back in seven minutes to finish this post!

Only 7 minutes?

(BTW it has been 40 minutes - as our parents used to ask
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?!)

 

[Dashel123]

I have a question......why do men self suck? Does self sucking feel better than having someone else's lips wrapped around it? Besides you can't deep throat it...lol but I am just curios....roger your cock is perfect the way it is

Which is better, A handjob or a blowjob?

 

[cougarblue]

Oh my !!

(BTW it has been 40 minutes - as our parents used to ask
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?!)

 

[Zot57]

Hey guys! I love the show Nip/Tuck. Mainly because it's the life I wish I had: being a doctor, having sex with crazy hot women, etc. Yesterday's episode made me think of LPSG and some of it's members. There's a patient that wants his dick made smaller because he can't stop sucking it. He's a yoga instructor and once he figured out he could do it it pretty much took over his life. There's also another character on the show who tried it for himself and ended up falling off his bed and broke his neck! You can watch the episode here if interested: Hulu - Nip/Tuck: Manny Skerritt - Watch the full episode now.

You'll have to create an account and log in because the show is rated M. A lot of the story line will keep you lost unless you have watched the show previously. So to save you the time of watching the whole thing here are the times with the particular patient I was describing: 3:07, 9:08, 21:30, 26:15, 34:45. You might have to watch a few commercials, but it's free! I don't know if this should go under the adult website thread or not. It's not porn, so I think it's ok here.

Anyway has anyone ever hurt themselves trying to suck their own penis? I'm a pretty large-framed guy so it's pretty hard for me to do it. I once got close enough to kiss it but after that my back hurt so I stopped. Now my belly is bigger so it's totally impossible I guess. I haven't tried in a few years.

Here's a YouTube link to just the interesting parts:

YouTube - Misha Collins on N/T

There was a time when I used to self-suck pretty often when I was a kid, but even
then I got a sore back, and of course I can't any more.
All in all, I think thinness and flexibility counts more then length.

-- Erik

 

[brgoods]

Sorry to resurrect an old post, but this guy did several public speaking events with fans and some of the videos of his speaking are on Youtube and he actually admits that he can really selfsuck and anytime he's on the toilet he can easily lick his cockhead. He's not the least bit ashamed or embarrassed about it either, just a straight up guy! So it wasn't just acting in this scene, he really can do it!!! As soon as I saw the Nip/Tuck scene and he went into that position, I knew he could do it anyways...

 

[BlackSunshineAZ]

Sorry to resurrect an old post, but this guy did several public speaking events with fans and some of the videos of his speaking are on Youtube and he actually admits that he can really selfsuck and anytime he's on the toilet he can easily lick his cockhead. He's not the least bit ashamed or embarrassed about it either, just a straight up guy! So it wasn't just acting in this scene, he really can do it!!! As soon as I saw the Nip/Tuck scene and he went into that position, I knew he could do it anyways...

Do you know of any of those videos on YouTube? I suppose I could search for them...