nipple bumps

[rtg]

I have protruding nipples (1" in length and the tip of the nipple is .5" in diameter). At work, I wear padded bras to make sure they are concealed, but all I keep thinking is poor things. The first thing I do when I get home is release them! When I want to be "bad" I like to wear a nipple less bra when doing routine things like going to the grocery store or getting gas.
Hey, don't hate me. Other women wear low cut blouses to show off their cleavage, why not show my nipples!

This seems a bit odd for your first post? Did you dig through historical posts and then sign up and pick your username based on this thread? Nice story about your nipples too.. but I don't buy it

And what on earth is a "nipple less bra"? A bra with holes cut in it?

 

[Ed69]

[QUOTE="rtg, post: 6369067, member: 752731"And what on earth is a "nipple less bra"? A bra with holes cut in it?[/QUOTE]
Do a Google search they're also called "open tipped bra's".

 

[rtg]

Do a Google search they're also called "open tipped bra's".

Well you learn something new every day.... definitely not my cup of tea. But each to their own I suppose.

 

[Ed69]

At least not a full cup ehhh?LOL

 

[Bg2321]

Those bumps are Braille for suck here

 

[MickeyLee]

I have protruding nipples (1" in length and the tip of the nipple is .5" in diameter). At work, I wear padded bras to make sure they are concealed, but all I keep thinking is poor things. The first thing I do when I get home is release them! When I want to be "bad" I like to wear a nipple less bra when doing routine things like going to the grocery store or getting gas.
Hey, don't hate me. Other women wear low cut blouses to show off their cleavage, why not show my nipples!

WOW!! in all my years on lpsg you are the very first person to post nipple length and girth!
now i am wondering if there is such a thing as bonepressed nipped lenth
*ponders*

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

My nipples are 1.24465 cm x 3.619663 cm to the tenth power divided by pi. So says my nipple calipers.

 

[MickeyLee]

My nipples are 1.24465 cm x 3.619663 cm to the tenth power divided by pi. So says my nipple calipers.

does temperature factor into your calculations?
i'm asking for a friend and science

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

does temperature factor into your calculations?
i'm asking for a friend and science

I get more impressive nipple girth when I apply minty chapstick to them. If that doesn't work then I bring out the trusty ol' nipple pump. If that still doesn't give me the gains I want in order to get noticed I will stick cat eye marbles in my bra.

 

[rtg]

I get more impressive nipple girth when I apply minty chapstick to them. If that doesn't work then I bring out the trusty ol' nipple pump. If that still doesn't give me the gains I want in order to get noticed I will stick cat eye marbles in my bra.

I've been pumping my nipples for years. I was about to start my own website called LNSG

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Sadly, some dude is going to jerk off to our snarky responses thinking we are being serious.

 

[MickeyLee]

I've been pumping my nipples for years. I was about to start my own website called LNSG

Battle Nipples
4 nipples enter
2 nipples leave
*avec flame-throwing nipples*

 

[950483]

Battle Nipples
4 nipples enter
2 nipples leave
*avec flame-throwing nipples*

Ow. Just no. We're not doing that idea.

 

[TexanStar]

Are any of you lovely ladies interested in SNH? My nipples are positively tiny and I'd love it if a woman would mock me for it.

 

[rtg]

Are any of you lovely ladies interested in SNH? My nipples are positively tiny and I'd love it if a woman would mock me for it.

You're nipples are so small that you don't even deserve to call them nipples.

 

[Shackleford]

My nipples are 1.24465 cm x 3.619663 cm to the tenth power divided by pi. So says my nipple calipers.

Boob-pressed or non-boob-pressed?

 

[someperson]

does temperature factor into your calculations?
i'm asking for a friend and science

yeah mine shrink to the size a dime and pointy

 

[Wave85]

Every time I question staying on this site, I trip across something like this forum - TG, ML,RTG,Swoon,TS and Shack are f*ing hilarious - thanks for making me laugh out loud. No offense intended to the OP. I will breast press measure my nipples when I get home.

 

[C41ara]

Wait wait wait....internet inches of nipples or real nipples? Being in this site I've learned that difference matters!!!!!


After we resolve that problem, I'm ready too for our nipples battle!

 

[rtg]

Every time I question staying on this site, I trip across something like this forum - TG, ML,RTG,Swoon,TS and Shack are f*ing hilarious - thanks for making me laugh out loud. No offense intended to the OP. I will breast press measure my nipples when I get home.

Glad we could make you stay!