nipple bumps

[Tattooed Goddess]

Wait wait wait....internet inches of nipples or real nipples? Being in this site I've learned that difference matters!!!!!


After we resolve that problem, I'm ready too for our nipples battle!

I think I'm going to measure my nipples from my armpits, ya know so I can sound bigger than everyone else and show the other ladies that I have the biggest nipples of all. But before all that I am going to take a ridiculously biased angle photo so my nipple bumps look as big as my head. Then I'm going to harass a few gay men and ask them to rate my nipple size. I'll be sure to throw in a few typos while I'm at it.

 

[Wave85]

I think I'm going to measure my nipples from my armpits, ya know so I can sound bigger than everyone else and show the other ladies that I have the biggest nipples of all. But before all that I am going to take a ridiculously biased angle photo so my nipple bumps look as big as my head. Then I'm going to harass a few gay men and ask them to rate my nipple size. I'll be sure to throw in a few typos while I'm at it.

@Tattooed Goddess I'm 100% straight, but I am all for you sending me "a ridiculously biased angle photo so my nipple bumps look as big as my head" photo - that will make my day!

 

[ronin001]

does temperature factor into your calculations?
i'm asking for a friend and science

Technically, some models of calipers need professional calibration to ensure consistency in their measurements. Also the devices must be kept at STP Standard Temperature and Pressure, probably the same restrictions must be placed on the Test subject Nipple to further ensure a consistent reading.

Sadly I know more about Engineering than Nipples, you should consult with Kret as he has a PHD in Womens anatomy

 

[ronin001]

OK, I will be the first to ask, who is secretly pumping their nipples to make them longer and thicker ? Please post your experiences and and progress photos, to share with the group

( yes I have read this in the threads of LPSG for men )

 

[EllieP]

When my daughter was born an old aunt got me a used breast pump. Dead serious here. The kicker: I didn't breast feed.

Now I'm wondering about maybe, just maybe... nah.

 

[MickeyLee]

Technically, some models of calipers need professional calibration to ensure consistency in their measurements. Also the devices must be kept at STP Standard Temperature and Pressure, probably the same restrictions must be placed on the Test subject Nipple to further ensure a consistent reading.

Sadly I know more about Engineering than Nipples, you should consult with Kret as he has a PHD in Womens anatomy

with your knowledge of engineering and the collective nipple power of the womangs of LPSG
we can do it!
we can build a better nipple!
*theme song for The Bionic Nipple plays*




thumb nipples
thump nipplllleessss

 

[ronin001]

with your knowledge of engineering and the collective nipple power of the womangs of LPSG
we can do it!
we can build a better nipple!
*theme song for The Bionic Nipple plays*

Even with my combined knowledge of Engineering and Science, I think God has already done a great job, and I would not want to change ./ enhance them even 1%


thumb nipples
thump nipplllleessss

 

[BaddJack]

When my daughter was born an old aunt got me a used breast pump. Dead serious here. The kicker: I didn't breast feed.

Now I'm wondering about maybe, just maybe... nah.

a clit pump would be another possibility, definitely would yield some interesting results

 

[MickeyLee]

Even with my combined knowledge of Engineering and Science, I think God has already done a great job, and I would not want to change ./ enhance them even 1%

my nipples say "ah, shucks"

 

[EllieP]

a clit pump would be another possibility, definitely would yield some interesting results

I keep my body suction free.

 

[rtg]

a clit pump would be another possibility, definitely would yield some interesting results

Maybe there can be a whole new market for nipples and clits then..... aside from pumps, how about condoms? Never know when your clit or nips might need a bit of extra protection from stds.