NJ Love story

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  1. Mem

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    Jul 4, 2006
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    A young woman in Wildwood, New Jersey was so depressed that she decided
    to end her life by throwing herself into the Atlantic Ocean.

    She went down to Morey's Pier and was about to leap into the
    frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering
    on the edge of the pier, crying.
    He took pity on her and said, 'Look, you have so much to live
    for. I'm off to Hawaii in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you
    away on my ship. I will take good care of you and bring you food every

    Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and
    added, 'I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy.'

    The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose?

    Perhaps a fresh start in Hawaii would give her life new

    That night, in the darkness, the sailor brought her aboard and
    hid her in a life boat.

    From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and
    some fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

    Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was
    discovered by the Captain.

    'What are you doing here?' the Captain asked.

    'I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,' she
    explained. 'I get food and a trip to Hawaii and in return, he's screwing
    'He certainly is', the Captain said.

    'This is the Cape May Ferry ! '
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