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Right, this has been bugging me all day.
First off, i know somebody who is VERY open about her sex life.
Now, a while ago she was utterly obsessed with the size of her boyfreind's penis, and, being a total size queen, she was telling everybody about it... so, having quite large hands, I asked her to demonstrate how large his penis is against my handspan, she showed it to be about 7".
Now, lately, she has a new boyfreind who is apparently on the same scale... yet, I heard a conversation about "3" in close proximity to discussion about cans of softdrinks.
Now, I would estimte that a can of softdrinks is about 5" long, meaning he would have a 15" dick (trust me I know this girl, if cans + 3 are mentioned in close proximity while whispering, she is talking about dicks).
Now, I am certain if he wooped out a 15" cock infront of my sizequeen friend I would have heard the spontaneous orgasm from where I live (other side of town)...
So, this means she is blatently exaggerating, or is totally oblivious to any concepts of size. Not only that, but 15" penises are very very uncommon and I simply dont think it is reasonable to assume he has one, especially considering my knowledge about this girl and her sex life... so Im estimating he has a 7"er.
*sigh*
Sorry, there isnt much point to this, im just fed up of this person talking about penises all day (oh the irony - says SomeGuy on the LARGE PENIS support Group) But she doesnt have any concept of the old saying "there's a time and a place" i.e. you talk about such things at certain times in certain places... not 24/7 with people who don't want to know and while you are at it, would you stop being a sizequeen and appreciate men for who they are, not their damn penis! I know thats the only reason you were after me for a few months! And while you are doing that, learn a concept of size!
:grr:
*EXPLODES*
Sorry ending rant... Just needed to yell a bit, as I wouldnt say that to her face.
First off, i know somebody who is VERY open about her sex life.
Now, a while ago she was utterly obsessed with the size of her boyfreind's penis, and, being a total size queen, she was telling everybody about it... so, having quite large hands, I asked her to demonstrate how large his penis is against my handspan, she showed it to be about 7".
Now, lately, she has a new boyfreind who is apparently on the same scale... yet, I heard a conversation about "3" in close proximity to discussion about cans of softdrinks.
Now, I would estimte that a can of softdrinks is about 5" long, meaning he would have a 15" dick (trust me I know this girl, if cans + 3 are mentioned in close proximity while whispering, she is talking about dicks).
Now, I am certain if he wooped out a 15" cock infront of my sizequeen friend I would have heard the spontaneous orgasm from where I live (other side of town)...
So, this means she is blatently exaggerating, or is totally oblivious to any concepts of size. Not only that, but 15" penises are very very uncommon and I simply dont think it is reasonable to assume he has one, especially considering my knowledge about this girl and her sex life... so Im estimating he has a 7"er.
*sigh*
Sorry, there isnt much point to this, im just fed up of this person talking about penises all day (oh the irony - says SomeGuy on the LARGE PENIS support Group) But she doesnt have any concept of the old saying "there's a time and a place" i.e. you talk about such things at certain times in certain places... not 24/7 with people who don't want to know and while you are at it, would you stop being a sizequeen and appreciate men for who they are, not their damn penis! I know thats the only reason you were after me for a few months! And while you are doing that, learn a concept of size!
:grr:
*EXPLODES*
Sorry ending rant... Just needed to yell a bit, as I wouldnt say that to her face.