No Longer Completely Straight...

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

It's true. I feel like I've been lying to myself for practically my whole life. I don't think I was ever born straight. I'm sure that ever since I was born I was...different.


There is a slight curvature to my spine which makes me less than 90 degrees...less than straight!

I'm just now coming to accept it. I don't think I've ever been really straight. I'm sure that little doubt...that little curve has been there since birth.

It feels good to get the truth out. I'm not completely straight and I don't think anyone is!

No one is completely straight. We all have our non-linear tendencies.

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

Glad that you told us that, isn't that a big relieve! Good for you man, we are proud of you!

 

[cockoloco]

I don't think your mother will be proud. Tsk tsk tsk...

But we love you anyways.:beerchug2:

 

[tripod]

Ahhh... the hilarity of scoliosis based humor.

 

[flame boy]

SLB, I for one am more than happy to welcome you into "the family".

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

SLB, I for one am more than happy to welcome you into "the family".

Thank you, Don Flamelioni. I am honoured. It was outta respec'

 

[mindseye]

"no longer" completely straight: so, this curvature happened like yesterday?

Look, I just found a straight pube: Guess that makes me "1% straight" now. :indifferent:

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

No I just discovered it today. Something called biology has led me to believe that contrary to my own statements and the statements of many other people who think they are straight...everyone is born with a slight curvature of the spine!

So "straight" is a misnomer.

I'm just trying to get the truth out there! And avoid other people having to go through the years of embarrassment I have endured. No one ever said anything but I think they all secretly knew I wasn't as straight as I let on...

 

[Gillette]

There is a slight curvature to my spine which makes me less than 90 degrees...less than straight!

Don't you mean less than 180 degrees?

90 degrees is a right angle.

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

Don't you mean less than 180 degrees?

90 degrees is a right angle.

I did say 180 at first then I changed it to 90. I thought if it was 180 I'd be laid on the ground...now you know just how terrible I am at maths...

:redface:

 

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

How are your friends and family taking the news?

 

[vince]

Didn't they teach you this in sex ed? Or were you the kid sitting in corner with his back to the room playing with himself?

 

[got_lost]

Didn't they teach you this in sex ed? Or were you the kid sitting in corner with his back to the room playing with himself?

That was him!!! :rofl:

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

How are your friends and family taking the news?

They were a bit shocked at first, saying things like "But why would you say it if it weren't true." and "it's just a phase."

But I think they're beginning to realise though that this is who I am and nothing they say or do can change it! I'm not strictly vertical.

 

[flame boy]

They were a bit shocked at first, saying things like "But why would you say it if it weren't true." and "it's just a phase."

But I think they're beginning to realise though that this is who I am and nothing they say or do can change it! I'm not strictly vertical.

Be proud of your bent-ness, embrace not being fully upright! Bendy Pride!

 

[got_lost]

I bet he's straight when he's horizontal

 

[cockoloco]

I bet he's straight when he's horizontal

Well... I know some men that wouldn't even look straight when horizontal.

 

[tripod]

In America... everyone gets screened for it in junior high.

 

[Axcess]

It's true. I feel like I've been lying to myself for practically my whole life. I don't think I was ever born straight. I'm sure that ever since I was born I was...different.


There is a slight curvature to my spine which makes me less than 90 degrees...less than straight!

I'm just now coming to accept it. I don't think I've ever been really straight. I'm sure that little doubt...that little curve has been there since birth.

It feels good to get the truth out. I'm not completely straight and I don't think anyone is!

No one is completely straight. We all have our non-linear tendencies.

:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1: great thread topic!!!!!

 

[deleted157868]

It's true. I feel like I've been lying to myself for practically my whole life. I don't think I was ever born straight. I'm sure that ever since I was born I was...different.


There is a slight curvature to my spine which makes me less than 90 degrees...less than straight!

I'm just now coming to accept it. I don't think I've ever been really straight. I'm sure that little doubt...that little curve has been there since birth.

It feels good to get the truth out. I'm not completely straight and I don't think anyone is!

No one is completely straight. We all have our non-linear tendencies.

Hey now! lol.