no man has ever made me orgasm

[Ed69]

Second post.

Yes I got it"porn lied to me too!"I don't have a horse dick that shoots gallons of cum.And guess what I don't last hours on end and won't be poking your eye out from the inside anytime soon!The real shock was that my wife does not want me spraying spoog on her face!Fucking liars,fuck off and die you've ruined my sex life!I thought all those films were real life and I could use them in mine!Now I'm just crushed!

 

[dolfette]

Second post.

Yes I got it"porn lied to me too!"I don't have a horse dick that shoots gallons of cum.And guess what I don't last hours on end and won't be poking your eye out from the inside anytime soon!The real shock was that my wife does not want me spraying spoog on her face!Fucking liars,fuck off and die you've ruined my sex life!I thought all those films were real life and I could use them in mine!Now I'm just crushed!

those bastards!!!

i called a washing machine repair man...the man who turned up was not built like a god. he was bald and short and didn't do me over the dining table.

porn lies :frown1:

 

[Ed69]

How will we ever get it right if they keep lying to us?Bastards lets kill them all!!!!!!

 

[dolfette]

How will we ever get it right if they keep lying to us?Bastards lets kill them all!!!!!!

we should!

NOBODY can walk in these platform heels all day.
lying gits.

 

[moonshinegrrl]

I have to work it to get off, I am a very strong woman so sometimes I buck the man around like he is riding a wild pony. This embarrassed me for a while until I had the man assure me it was great. My theory on good sex is move around till it feels good. Buck like a wild pony if thats what it takes. A woman can't just lay there passively and expect to get off. I have always been athletic so it takes some bucking for me to come, thats were the trouble starts for me I have to find men that can ride long time

 

[dolfette]

I have to work it to get off, I am a very strong woman so sometimes I buck the man around like he is riding a wild pony. This embarrassed me for a while until I had the man assure me it was great. My theory on good sex is move around till it feels good. Buck like a wild pony if thats what it takes. A woman can't just lay there passively and expect to get off. I have always been athletic so it takes some bucking for me to come, thats were the trouble starts for me I have to find men that can ride long time

nope, not that either.

cool that you've found your kick though.

 

[sam_solo26]

Not even from cybersex?

 

[lgej]

My wife cums like crazy every time we have sex. I think, though, that it's because she's good in bed rather than I. I think I'm okay, but it's more that we have always had great chemistry. Our sex life, after 38 years of marriage, is better than it's ever been. Seems like the first time every time.