So a penguin is driving down the road eating an ice cream cone... Cause this is what penguins do when they're driving down the road. Anyway steam starts to billow from under the hood and the car quits running, so the penguin drifts to the shoulder and stops. After a few minutes a good samaritan pulls in front of the penguin and gets out of his car. He motions for the penguin to open the hood which he does. The good samaritan looks over the engine for a minute and then strolls around the front end to the driver window and taps on the window. The penguin rolls down the window and the good samaritan says, "Geez buddie.....it sure looks like you blew a seal". And the penguin says, "No No....I was just eating ice cream!".