No Shit

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Pitbull, Sep 22, 2009.

  1. Pitbull

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    An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse.

    Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle's butt and asks, "How high up are we?"

    "About 2,000 feet," the eagle replies.

    The mouse replies, "You ain't shittin' me, are you?"
     
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    Too funny!
     
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