No to free massage with or without happy ending?

[cheatingwifefan]

Put the bottle down... You're cut off.

(Yes, I'm just joking. Really tho, I have no idea what you just said)

ha ha i have abstained with the consumption of alcoholic beverages two and a half years now. Just goofing around now making a grammar correctness statement

 

[cheatingwifefan]

ha ha i have abstained with the consumption of alcoholic beverages two and a half years now. Just goofing around now making a grammar correctness statement

oops from not with sorry teach LTM -[laughing to myself ] as i rarely laugh out loud

 

[EllieP]

Reading this made me want to cancel my massage the week before Thanksgiving! I'm serious. Now I'll have thoughts about a sensual massage, and I'll never be able to relax.

Fortunately, I know most of the masseurs and masseuses at the spa, and they're all very nice people. But still. I'm shuddering.

 

[693987]

wow unanimous hatred of this idea women are from Venus men are from mars when it comes to sex wow light years apart thanks for the info going to go lick my wounds

I know a lot of men who would not want to post on Craigslist to try and find random women to allow them to perform oral sex + give a massage. It isn't a male versus female thing.

 

[rtg]

Ew. I don’t want some random stranger rubbing all up on me. How do some men not get this? Seems like it’s more for his benefit than mine.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Reading this made me want to cancel my massage the week before Thanksgiving! I'm serious. Now I'll have thoughts about a sensual massage, and I'll never be able to relax.

Fortunately, I know most of the masseurs and masseuses at the spa, and they're all very nice people. But still. I'm shuddering.

Sweetie, I'm sure you go to massage therapists. Masseuses and masseurs are sex workers. Or French.

And as someone working that same day, don't cancel!
Heck, fly to Denver and come to my spa.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Ew. I don’t want some random stranger rubbing all up on me. How do some men not get this? Seems like it’s more for his benefit than mine.

Ding, ding, ding.
That's it exactly.

 

[AlteredEgo]

what is with the school teachers here god it really bugs you ladies downt it my bruder wenting university an him a newspaper guy my oder brudder is a school teacher i lefted schuul in grads ten me a trucker and makes more money a year dan dey duz plus deze her tiny phone keys not made for a mans hand douze not helping much

Language evolves to not only help organize one's own thoughts, but to effectively share them with others. Grammar and punctuation are always relevant and important. Vocabulary helps too, as without it, it is much harder to think. Consider this famous example which follows. One sentence is a delightful day with students. One is a horror movie. The difference is a missing comma.

“We’re going to learn to cut and paste kids!” versus “We’re going to learn to cut and paste, kids!” Commas certainly do make a difference.

No one is asking you to be flawless. Everyone is asking you to make an effort. Worse than coming across merely as stupid, your resistance makes you seem anti-social. If you're going to be either or both of those things, I have no reason to engage you.

 

[EllieP]

Sweetie, I'm sure you go to massage therapists. Masseuses and masseurs are sex workers. Or French.

And as someone working that same day, don't cancel!
Heck, fly to Denver and come to my spa.

Nope. That's exactly how they are referred to - as masseur and masseuse. It's a day spa, and I think therapists charge more! I'm being serious. If they refer to themselves as massage therapists the rates go up.

 

[Betty_Cocker]

I absolutely love massages! They are the best gift my husband can give me....

Professional massages by licenced therapists. I have 2 regulars I use. One male one female. They know where all my hot spots are. Not sexual. Physical. I don't mind them putting my body back in working order.

But no. I'd never ever consider the cl ads. I've seen them and wondered if women really would respond. Obviously not. I agree that some men must have different objectives when getting a massage. I know many men who go where I go.

It's a classy place
No hanky panky going on in that establishment.

I do recall one lady here putting pix up of her massage that ended with oral. She referred to him as a friend. A very good friend I'm thinking.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Nope. That's exactly how they are referred to - as masseur and masseuse. It's a day spa, and I think therapists charge more! I'm being serious. If they refer to themselves as massage therapists the rates go up.

Wow. I wonder if it's a classification in the licensing board.

 

[EllieP]

Wow. I wonder if it's a classification in the licensing board.

This is Florida. Anything is a possibility. If I'm not mistaken a massage therapist is licensed. I doubt if Liu has a license, but she is awesome!

 

[Scarletbegonia]

This is Florida. Anything is a possibility. If I'm not mistaken a massage therapist is licensed. I doubt if Liu has a license, but she is awesome!

Ohhhhh. Florida has the weirdest licensing rules.