No Toilet Paper

[jakeatolla]

A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathoom. She said yes.

When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used his hand.

When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?"

The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."

He was then sent to the principal's office and theprincipal asked him,"What do you have in your hand?"

The little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away."

The principal got mad and yelled, "Open your hands NOW!"

He did and the little boy said, "Oh great , now look what you did, you scared the shit out of him!"

 

[No_Strings]

When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used his hand.

 

[crescendo69]

If I just could remember all your jokes at the next party..:tongue:

 

[camper joe]

Lmaso

 

[Tickled Pink]

His Fanny! In my world only women have those!!!

(I know you mean arse just started laughing at the fanny bit before I even got to the end of the joke!)

 

[snobbes]

Someone told him to buy a toiletbrush,,, after a few weeks he returned to using paper