No Way Hung

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by mrsparkle, Sep 20, 2005.

  1. mrsparkle

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    Hey gang. I thought it might be fun for a change to speculate on what famous people couldn't possibly have a big one. I'll start. I'd be willing to bet my life that the entire male cast of Seinfeld isn't packing. Not Jerry, not Jason Alexander and not Michael Richards. Of course I'll have to kill myself now if someone here goes and offers up proof to the contrary, but those are the risks you sometimes have to take here on the LPSG. In the immortal words of the Soup Nazi, "NEXT!"
     
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    In response to Mrsparkle regarding the Seinfeld show and how all the characters were no way hung...Jerry was always showing a big box...I was always drooling over him". There was a book written by a flight attendant called "The Mile High Club" who claimed she had "first hand" knowledge that jerry was a "very big boy"! Yummmmmy :wow: ....Not that there's anything wrong with that!
     
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    An Asian actor whose name eludes me for the moment... from that movie or TV show...
     
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    actually i heard Tom Cruise was a big boy in the dick department. I heard Ashton Kuchar is tiny, as is my hunk-boy Justin Timberlake (shame)
     
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    You can see his dick through his suit at one point in Collateral. Average methinks.
     
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    Of course I'm just speculating, but the following stars are on my below-average list:

    Orlando Bloom
    Freddie Prinze Jr.
    Hugh Laurie
    KEANU REEVES
    Jack Nicholson
    Craig David
    Josh Hartnett
     
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    There is a brief shot of Tom Cruise from the side undressing in All the Right Moves and it looks like a fairly nice sized tool - the movie is circa 1986.
     
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    Hmmmmm. My impression has always been that Jerry's apparent "big box" was just the Skinny-Guy-Wearing-Tight-Jeans effect. Yadda, yadda, yadda....
     
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    Great answer! You have a great sense of humor....
     
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    Yeah, this may well be true however I just find Jason so cute and adorable that I want to either set up on a desk and get his legs up over my shoulders or bend him over a chair and screw his ass raw. (can't help it, bald men turn me on :p )
     
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    Yeah, but if you're a movie star and you're undressing I seriously doubt you're NOT going to use padding of some sort down there. In "Magnolia" his dick seems to start just below the waistband of his Y-fronts, due to the padding. In "Collateral", seeing his dick through his suit seems more like a real indicator of what they're packing. I'd guestimate 3 1/2 inches soft... or "average".
     
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    I'm not so sure about Mad Albright. I'll bet that Janet Reno and Grace Jones are both hung like bears!
     
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    Orlando Bloom and Jack Nicholson are often listed as celebs who are considerably larger than average.
     
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    Orlando Bloom and Jack Nicholson are often listed as celebs who are considerably larger than average.
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    On Wendy Williams VH1 program "Wendy is on Fire", Janice Dickenson said that Jack Nicholson had a small penis, and that most women who had been with him would admit they've only screwed him because he was a star. Also, Lara Flynn Boyle had ALLEGEDLY once said that the reason Jack Nicholson is such a womanizer is because he feels insecure about the size of his cock. As far as Orlando Bloom is concerned I was told by a friend that Sean Astin, ALLEGDLY nicknamed Orlando Bloom "Short Fry" because of the below average lenght of his cock. But how could I know since I have'nt had the pleasure of sleeping with either man.
     
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    Yeah, but if you're a movie star and you're undressing I seriously doubt you're NOT going to use padding of some sort down there. In "Magnolia" his dick seems to start just below the waistband of his Y-fronts, due to the padding. In "Collateral", seeing his dick through his suit seems more like a real indicator of what they're packing. I'd guestimate 3 1/2 inches soft... or "average".
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    I just feel that Tom Cruise has "small dick energy". But PLEASE don't say that about Freddie Prinze Jr., my future husband.
     
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