Noise While Pissing

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  1. stunner

    stunner New Member

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    I've noticed that, when I take a piss at a urinal, I make a lot of noise from the stream hitting the toilet water. But nobody else does, they just make noise from hitting the back of the urinal with their streams. What do I make of this?
     
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    Nothing...

    Maybe their kegel muscle skills arent as high are yours... You just piss harder.
     
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    My urine flows very smoothly and quietly into the water. I just don't piss hard. I am long when limp though. That might add friction to the process and slow the flow.
     
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    have you tried [not] directly hitting
    the toilet water!?
     
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    Yes, it sounds like a basic problem of aim. Pick your target before you let 'er rip.
     
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    Aim can be tricky, especially if you are at one of those urinals that "sprays back" and "speckles" your trousers with evidence that you have been at a urinal.
     
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    in italy we call it Boiling soup
     
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    I have no problem with aim at all. I'm just wondering why I'm the only one that ever pisses directly into the water. Everyone else pisses onto the actual back of the urinal. Is it because they can't make the water or because it's impolite to make noise when you pee?
     
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    I love the noise, turns me on, guess with my brothers we always pissed with open doors, kind of natural to me.
     
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    It turns you on? For me that only works when a hot girl does it...not guys for some reason.
     
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    I find I piss like a horse after I have been well fucked. It actually feels nicer - like I have been loosened up. So instead of "ssssss', it "splosh-splosh" like someone emptying a bucket into the bowl.

    It turns me on to be heard as well - the more guys that can hear the better.

    God you guys talk some kinky shit!
     
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    I make the sound of a fire hose when I take a piss. I couldn't care less.
    What's wrong with beeing a man standing and pissing?
     
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    I try to avoid the noise by hitting the urinal and not the water, but there is nothing wrong is a noisy piss....
     
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    I guess I can see that people would be embarrassed by making noise at a urinal, but seriously, it's difficult to avoid messy spatter if you go against the back instead.

    If there's not one of those mint cakes/drain guards in the way, I piss straight into the hole. It foams up immediately, and nothing splashes out. If there's something in the way, I go against the side and hit it at an angle so that nothing spatters back onto me.

    There's no reason to be embarrassed about ANYTHING in a public bathroom, IMO.
     
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    Don't worry about the noise. Do you get embarrased when you find you need to have a bowel movement in a public restroom? That's not only noisy, but smelly as well.

    I always piss into the water. It avoids backsplash.
     
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    Sounds weird, but I can usually tell if a guy's got a foreskin (at least one that covers his head sufficiently) by the sounds the piss makes...if he's got a lot of skin and doesn't skin back before letting go there's like a slight 'swooshing' sound.

    I know this from experience, and also by hearing friends who have noticed the same at times..
     
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    haha, the noise of it kinda bothers me, I've got a bit of a shy bladder (no idea why), so I'll always use a cubicle if there is one, I aim for the side rather than the water too :tongue:
     
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    I spent years training my plumbing to play classical tunes during urination. It's fine for school and work, but it does seem out of place at ball games and rock concerts.
     
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    My cock makes a noise like a train whistle when I piss, tapering off to something that sounds like a swarm of bees. Is this normal?
     
  20. Industrialsize

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    a friend of mine has 2 PA's and when he has them out he pee's like a sieve.ya gotta see it!
     
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