I've noticed that, when I take a piss at a urinal, I make a lot of noise from the stream hitting the toilet water. But nobody else does, they just make noise from hitting the back of the urinal with their streams. What do I make of this?
My theory is it's all about acoustics. What do you make of it? Well at best with enough guys all hitting a different note, 'Row Row Row Your Boat' at worst 'Chopsticks' :biggrin1:
I live in the North West UK, some of the old pubs have old fashioned ceramic urinals. They are quite high and have fancy splash guards on the sides, that also provide a level of privacy too. But my favorite feature is located exactly where you aim your stream. The manufacturer paint an image of a fly. I've been told that it is put there for the the guy who has had one too many. In his drunken state he'll think it's real and try to piss on it or at least give him something to focus on. Don't know if this is the true reason or not. But it is a good one!
I must admit, the noise thing would only bother me if there was a nun or the Queen in the next room. Especially because I usually let out a fart when I piss. Speaking of the Queen, there are 2 ways you can meet her. One is to stand in a line of people as she works her way to you. It's the other way I think would be best. The Queen stands in one spot as a succession of people come up to her. When its your turn go up do your little bow to her, fart out a silent but deadly and move on. 'If one smelt it, one must have dealt it' Imagine the headlines in the tabloids, 'Queen cuts cheese at banquet' :biggrin1: LOL I am sick a fooker.
peace
baker