Noise While Pissing

[Adrian69702006]

I don't see why making a noise should be a problem. Why not just enjoy the fun? Could your noisy performances be connected in some way to not going very often and only peeing when you've got a really full bladder? If that's the case, perhaps a solution might be to go for a wee more often - if the hydaulics of your bladder and penis permit it.

 

[D_Dallavell Drippingbone]

Hey,
when you piss,you should aim right into the toilet water ,alot of men will know you are pissing and your piss will not bounce onto your pants.
If you like to look at how a big load of piss you shot shot,aim into the toilet water and you can see the froth and bubbles,anyway,most men do not flush after they piss such a heavy load of froth and bubbles,it is like,you marked your spot,get it.It's a macho thing,so,let it rip and do not flush.
make sure you wear boxers,let your cock and balls have room to breath.
Larry in lower manhattan

 

[D_Dallavell Drippingbone]

Hey,
when you piss,you should aim right into the toilet water ,alot of men will know you are pissing and your piss will not bounce onto your pants.
If you like to look at how a big load of piss you shot shot,aim into the toilet water and you can see the froth and bubbles,anyway,most men do not flush after they piss such a heavy load of froth and bubbles,it is like,you marked your spot,get it.It's a macho thing,so,let it rip and do not flush.
make sure you wear boxers,let your cock and balls have room to breath.
Larry in lower manhattan

 

[D_Dallavell Drippingbone]

hi,
just let me suck that big old thing,a gay man in new york city
larry

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

When my son was little and going from the potty to the toilet his dad told him that gentlemen don't piss in the water, I thought all guys pissed against the porcelain so it didn't sound like they had a race horse with them

 

[No_Strings]

When my son was little and going from the potty to the toilet his dad told him that gentlemen don't piss in the water, I thought all guys pissed against the porcelain so it didn't sound like they had a race horse with them

Us gentlemen do :wink:

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

aren't you just the cutest thing no strings

 

[No_Strings]

aren't you just the cutest thing no strings

and more enigmatic than my age would suggest

politeness costs nothing, rudeness can cost you everything, there's no need for any guy to try and emulate the sound of victoria falls

 

[2265]

I think the noise of pissing is so hot. I'm always so jealous of the guys who sound like a firehose. I usually make a moderate amoutn of noise except on those occasions where I really have to go.

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Yes when i piss it sounds like a Russian race horse.:wink: :tongue:

 

[NIMBUS]

As for saying one can tell by the sound of the arc and splash if the guy is cut on not - only fucking ignorant peasants don't withdraw the foreskin when taking a slash.

What a spectacularly stupid thing to say! 'Fucking ignorant' certainly describes your knowledge of the subject. It's entirely down to pee control. Some guys have a better control of their stream if they retract the foreskin, some have better control if they don't - it's entirely down to the "construction" of their penis. It isn't an unwritten law.

I will happily come and piss in your property, with my foreskin retracted. You'll be wiping the floor and furnishings down for a while afterwards. In contrast, I can get a perfect, controllable stream by aiming through the foreskin (which I always retract to "dry off" on completion). As a common courtesy to my hosts I adopt the appropriate approach in the circumstances (generally through the skin when indoors, retracted if out of doors).

 

[accidenttourist]

it's entirely down to the "construction" of their penis. It isn't an unwritten law.

I will happily come and piss in your property, with my foreskin retracted. You'll be wiping the floor and furnishings down for a while afterwards. In contrast, I can get a perfect, controllable stream by aiming through the foreskin (which I always retract to "dry off" on completion). As a common courtesy to my hosts I adopt the appropriate approach in the circumstances (generally through the skin when indoors, retracted if out of doors).

This one is indeed interesting to know, despite my diligent observation over years of how guys do it (oops - I probably shouldn't have said this!!!)

BTW, one question: will you be offended to have another guy staring at you while you're doing it? :biggrin1:

 

[catman]

I have a buddy who is so shy/polite/worrked about what others thinks, the he ALWAYS sits to pee when around others (well I assume he does not do it when alone but...)- so as NOT to make any noise when he pees.

He has also been known during sex, when someone cums on the bed, to stop, get up, get a damp towel and clean it up...

I think 'anal retentiveness' "might" be an issue with this guy...

 

[NIMBUS]

BTW, one question: will you be offended to have another guy staring at you while you're doing it?

Not offended at all - but I'd probably get pee-shy, unless I'd had a few beers and loosened my inhibitions beforehand. :biggrin1:

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

I make alot of noise when I pee in a public bathroom.I scream at the top of my lungs,.......I always have the place to myself!

 

[Magic 8]

Depends on who else is in the restroom. If there are a bunch of old farts in there I piss as quietly as possible, don't want to draw any unnecessary attention to myself. If the room is filled with young, hot, hunky, studs I'll piss directly in the water to make the most noise I can, drawing as much attention my way as possible. It works too!!!

 

[justmeincal]

Aim can be tricky, especially if you are at one of those urinals that "sprays back" and "speckles" your trousers with evidence that you have been at a urinal.

I was reminded of this thread last night while taking a leak in a casino bathroom urinal. It had an anti-splatter device I've never seen before. If your curious, here is the website.

VIRO INC | Index

ps...it actually worked, at least for me

 

[LeeEJ]

I was reminded of this thread last night while taking a leak in a casino bathroom urinal. It had an anti-splatter device I've never seen before. If your curious, here is the website.

VIRO INC | Index

ps...it actually worked, at least for me

The music has me rolling... it's just so groovy... LOL

"Although it comes in four basic colors (red, blue, white, and brown) other colors, company logos, and artwork can be produced at an additional charge."

I wonder if a simple target bull's eye is a popular design.

So, how does it work? Is it like a pop filter for microphones?

 

[justmeincal]

The music has me rolling... it's just so groovy... LOL

"Although it comes in four basic colors (red, blue, white, and brown) other colors, company logos, and artwork can be produced at an additional charge."

I wonder if a simple target bull's eye is a popular design.

So, how does it work? Is it like a pop filter for microphones?

It worked well. I aimed at it and my piss was absorbed into it and drained down. Barely any splatter; and what splatter there was was minor.

 

[BlackCock85]

It worked well. I aimed at it and my piss was absorbed into it and drained down. Barely any splatter; and what splatter there was was minor.

Maybe I'm missing something or not understanding this correctly........but wouldn't that thing STINK?

As for the whole pissing quietly....pssssssssssssh. I don't see any reason for not pissing directly into the water and making that hot sound. The only time I may piss on the porcelin to be quiet is when it is late at night and I would like to be considerate....other than that, let the noise roll lol.