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I'm curious about situations where it wasn't really a sexual situation but you got chubbed up or hard. I can think of a couple when I was younger - built some little houses out of scrap wood and while burning them I got an erection. Good thing I didn't develop into a little pyromaniac. Another odd situation occurred a couple of years ago when a young associate came into my office to talk about a girlfriend break up. He started to cry and I felt my dick going hard. Good thing he didn't need a hug! Anything do it for you??
 
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it has happend seemingly randomly at times but not like a regular nonsexual thing that causes it all the time
for me at least
 
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You made me remember a totally unsexy moment, damn....I had had a bowl of oat groats (whole boiled oat berries) before a long bicycle ride down the PCH to San Diego, the way back such horrible pressure made me hobble to a public restroom at the LaJolla waterfront, an enormous woody in my bicycle shorts. A woman nearby saw it and laughed so loud. Ouch !!
 

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Men have "maintenance" erections their whole lives which have nothing to do with sexual stimulation or desire. Women do too. Our reproductive systems rev up a little then go back to normal standby status. :cool:
 

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I've had them even at church services which when dressed with non denim pants, can be a issue. I have always wondered why and always try to think something terrible to make it go down but sometimes I achieve the opposite. Thanks to Halcondays for the clarification.
 

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Men have "maintenance" erections their whole lives which have nothing to do with sexual stimulation or desire.
I have never heard of "maintenance erections", but I used to get them from my teens into my thirties. It would just get hard, for no apparent reason and not according to any pattern of stimulation.
 

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I'm curious about situations where it wasn't really a sexual situation but you got chubbed up or hard. . . . . a couple of years ago when a young associate came into my office to talk about a girlfriend break up. He started to cry and I felt my dick going hard. Good thing he didn't need a hug! . . .
In my mind, that example has a weak to moderate sexual connection so I wonder how you define a "non-sexual situation".

I'll mention one "non-sexual situation" which seems to be common enough that it has been defined as a sexual situation. That is a man or boy who is about to get a spanking. I certainly don't think there's anything sexy about getting your butt beaten. In Jr High School I probably saw 50 guys get The Paddle bare-ass, Quite a few of us - maybe a third or more - displayed some degree of arousal as we went forward to present our butt to The Paddle; perhaps one in ten had a real erection; and I recall one boy who was still hard until the third stroke of The Paddle. Quite a few of us got hard from watching other boys get The Paddle, either before or after our own turn. The second time I got The Paddle I was aware of my penis starting to firm up as I walked to the specified location and bent over to hold my ankles, even though I knew that in a few seconds I'd feel intense pain, probably scream, and start to cry. (Plus the embarrassment and humiliation of knowing that several other boys were watching me get it.)
 
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I was helping my old bromance with his tie because he didn’t know how to do it. I started getting hard while doing his tie for him. He either didn’t notice, or just didn’t mention it.
 
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I certainly have night time erections and morning wood. Erections in other situations are much less common now than when I was in my teens and most of the time they didn't seem to be connected to anything in particular. The only exception is that a semi seemed to be linked to being really relaxed. Possibly the same mechanism is at play there as with night time erections.
 
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I have never heard of "maintenance erections", but I used to get them from my teens into my thirties. It would just get hard, for no apparent reason and not according to any pattern of stimulation.
You, and most healthy males on the planet, most likely have at least a few "maintenance erections" every single day.
The reason you don't notice them is that you are sleeping. I have noticed that I am more likely to have "morning wood" if I am awakened by an alarm, my wife, a loud noise, etc., from a deep sleep.
 
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You made me remember a totally unsexy moment, damn....I had had a bowl of oat groats (whole boiled oat berries) before a long bicycle ride down the PCH to San Diego, the way back such horrible pressure made me hobble to a public restroom at the LaJolla waterfront, an enormous woody in my bicycle shorts. A woman nearby saw it and laughed so loud. Ouch !!
Wow.. sorry I missed that, I wouldn't have laughed ;) I had a similar experience in LaJolla this summer was walking down the beach, home from Blacks, reliving the Hot afternoon in my head, looked down, was pitching a tent in my gym shorts. made a dash for the water
 
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Used to have them like clock-work at gym, pool, lockerrooms when I got nude. Embarrassing time for me
Same would happen to me. Could never walk around the locker room naked or even trying to pee in a public bathroom
 
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At times the vibrations of a truck or when I was younger.....the school bus. Pretty much arrived every day in grade school with at least a semi. I have noticed that when I am in desperate need to pee, my cock is much larger so there must be something to that and then I can't think of the last time that I did not wake up with a raging erection. Morning wood is a given for me.
 
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A couple of summers while in school I worked on a family member's farm. He had an older tractor, not one of those air conditioned jobs with the fancy stuff, just the old padded metal seat types. Almost without fail I'd bone up driving the damn thing because of vibration on the prostate. The little man just naturally stood up. There were times I'd find a reason to take the tractor out to one of the back areas where I could have a little private pleasure. I slept in the same room with my cousin who was a year older and he confessed he loved that fucking tractor too.