Every time I get a non-sexual massage I get hard as a rock, and I mean as hard as I ever get. Diamonds wouldn't scatch it. No matter who is doing it, guy, old woman, whoever. My embarrassment is less now, but I wish I could keep it down. At nearly 8" and 6" around I'm sure it's pretty obvious. I'm so horny afterwards I usually shoot off once or even twice in the shower. One serious turnon for me! But never had any relief from helping hands. Anyone else experience this?