Non-sexual Things That Sound Deeply Sexual

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Spelunking sounds like something that would have multiple definitions on Urban DIctionary and all of them would be sexual.
 
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HOE !!
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American football terms

Postions....tight end and wide receiver

The snap itself....a fella bending over while the qb walls up behind him.....and center produces a football from between his legs

Now if you play the insider slang is even worse

"That defensive backs got great hips"
"We got protection issues in the pocket"
"He's ok lineman....has got good feet but he's a little light in the ass"

"Timmy you gotta get a stick on the guy or at least put a grab on him"

"He's gonna go deep today"

"Sometimes he tries to fit it in to tight a spot"

"Late in games he goes soft and can't get penetration"

Don't get me started on mma....but one quick sentence says it all.....he took rear mount....slapped on a rear naked choke.....and made him submit
 

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American football terms

Postions....tight end and wide receiver

The snap itself....a fella bending over while the qb walls up behind him.....and center produces a football from between his legs

Now if you play the insider slang is even worse

"That defensive backs got great hips"
"We got protection issues in the pocket"
"He's ok lineman....has got good feet but he's a little light in the ass"

"Timmy you gotta get a stick on the guy or at least put a grab on him"

"He's gonna go deep today"

"Sometimes he tries to fit it in to tight a spot"

"Late in games he goes soft and can't get penetration"

Don't get me started on mma....but one quick sentence says it all.....he took rear mount....slapped on a rear naked choke.....and made him submit

Oh shit, you reminded me. The middle guy in the front line of a scrum in rugby is called a "hooker".
 
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