Nope. No penis here.

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  1. AlteredEgo

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    But I do have a really, really huge penis envy. Does that count?

    Hi, I stumbled accross your community after reading a thread on measurection.com . It never occurred to me to even look for a site like this one, but it makes so much sense. Anyway, irrepressable curiosity made me register, and here I am. I hope I can be as supportive here as I've been over at measurection. :redface:
     
  2. RideRocket

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    Welcome! If you have an open mind, can tolerate a lot of childish gibberish while providing good information, you'll fit in just great!
     
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    Welcome Bombshell... I hope we fall in love soon. You're a cutie, and the few posts you've already made lead me to believe you'll fit in JUST fine...

    :hitit:
     
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    Hi Bronxie, I'm not surprised to find you here!

    I come over to see how the other half lives...

    I'm sure you'll be **QUITE** as popular here as you are at measurection!
     
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    RideRocket- Thanks for the warm welcome, Man. Wherever there are a bunch of grown folks speaking their minds, there's sure to be a ton of childish gibberish! Ha ha. Nice avatar.

    ...and vinny_spiruccino calling me a cutie is like the pot calling the kettle black. You took the "H" off of HOT and put it at the beginning of Have Mercy!

    Fredneck! Hey, buddy! Is that you and the Mrs. in your avatar? NICE!
     
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    Aww sookie SOOKIE now... it's about to pop off in here! You better simma down gal cuz that brown sugar is BUBBLIN!

    Didn't I say she'd fit in fine?!?!?!?!
     
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    Welcome, Bronx! Always great to have more outspoken women here, we'll be looking forward to hearing your brand of wisdom and fun.
     
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    Hey Bronx Babe! Welcome - please be careful with some guys, not everyone here can handle a strong woman ;-), well, they're few. So just be as outspoken as you leave the impression with me you are.

    Hey, you have big boobies there, like me ;-)
     
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    Welcome, dearie. You look like a real live wire. Have fun!
     
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    Bronxie, that's me and (thanks to the magic of Photoshop) porn star Lara St. Croix. She is hot, that's fer sher!

    http://www.larastcroix.com

    Think I should use this avatar over at measurection?

    Seriously, folks, BronxBombShell is one of my favorite posters ANYWHERE. She always is thoughtful and provactive. Makes me feel more at home here!
     
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    Welcome to the :fest30: good to get a :newangel: here. don't be :scared1: or :nervous: to visit the chatroom either. Looks like :You_Rock_Emoticon: girl. ok im :eek:uttahere:
     
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    Wow, measurection. com, huh? guess that proves how dedicated I am to LPSG.

    But hey, I'll chime in;

    WELCOME ABOARD THERE, BRONX BABE!!

    You are indeed a welcome addition to our humble clan. Hope to see more of you around.




     
  14. AlteredEgo

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    Wow. Thanks everyone for the warm welcome. I firmly believe that women need to lend emotional support to men and help them understand "female mysteries" as we seek to unwrap "male mysteries". If we don't, we have no right at all to complain that there aren't any good, strong, capable men left. So you'll be hearing from me. I should warn you that sometimes my brand of support is a Boot to the Head (R) as seen on tv.

    Fredneck, to answer your question, nudity is not permitted in the public areas of Measurection. It is restricted to the galleries. Horny 12 year olds might see it. (Gasp!) Oh the horror!:wink:
     
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    Boot to the head!! Anyone acquainted with Canadian comedy is all right in my books.

    Oh. You're hot too. I suppose that's also all right in my books.
     
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    Great to have you here!
     
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    Glad to have you here on the boards, and I've got to say I love your style :cool:
     
  18. D_BobN_Weave

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    Welcome!!! ive only posted a few times.....and havent exactly got talking with anyone from here with exception of one person. but I like it here, people are for the most part nice, I havent had any backlashing from anything I have said, so i have a good first impression still :p anyways, hope your stay here is a good one!
     
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    welcome bronx. hope you enjoy it here - sure you will.

    i know very, very many people who live in the bronx as i used to live there as well. :wink:
     
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    Hi BRONX!
    YOU really sound like you are off to a fabulous start. I hope you enjoy your stay here. Once again, another beautiful woman added to the stables. I dont know what the guys are going to do with themselves! Behave boys! LOL!

    Naughty K.
     
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