Nope. No penis here.

[B_Spladle]

Dammit, I thought the thread title was meant to be ironic and so I clicked on it hoping for penis. Now I'm sad. :frown:

 

[Matthew]

Dammit, I thought the thread title was meant to be ironic and so I clicked on it hoping for penis. Now I'm sad. :frown:

Don't worry, it's one thing that's not in short supply around here

 

[B_Spladle]

Don't worry, it's one thing that's not in short supply around here

Depends on what you mean by "here". I was really looking forward to seeing penis in this particular thread.

 

[rawbone8]

Welcome BronxBombshell! Looking forward to seeing your posts. Your avatar has dazzle.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Cool, we needed some more vaginas. Welcome.

 

[B_Spladle]

Cool, we needed some more vaginas. Welcome.

The vagina is a monster that must be defeated!

 

[Fredneck1951]

Bronxie, yer right I'll have to come up with a g-rated version.

One thing I noticed when I checked out both sites, on measurection all the photos were for paying associates only (I almost said "members", LOL!) while here they were free...what did that say? I think they've changed that now.

These guys are lucky you showed up here!

 

[james24]

So there I was just reading through a topic and then out the blue I see a picture of a FINE woman!

Your my kind of woman! Welcome to the site, I hope to speak with you sometime :smile:

 

[AlteredEgo]

Spladle, I thought you liked mouth fucking. Sleeping boys and puppies are the cutest, most irresistable things, BTW.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Still the fabulous greetings come pouring in! You are all such very nice people. Thank you.

 

[rob_just_rob]

Welcome BronxBombshell :smile:

I got a lot of support when I first joined - I like your attitude.

I like your avatar too:flirt:

 

[dlcs]

Another Babe for the Women of LPSG Calendar. Yay!

Bronx gets to be Miss January. You'd look fierce wrapped in a red silk robe lounging in a (fake) snowdrift, surrounded by our finest men.

Welcome welcome.

 

[jakeatolla]

Boot to the head!! Anyone acquainted with Canadian comedy is all right in my books.

Oh. You're hot too. I suppose that's also all right in my books.

He he he, the frantics rule!!!!!!

Quote " I wanted to call it the Semen Tower!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[AlteredEgo]

Chimes & Jake: Ya know, I'd forgotten where I'd gotten "Boot to the Head" from! Ha! It's become just a part of a shared lexicon with my friends.

Everyone, thanks so much for your kindness.

And, if we can make the robe pink instead of red (looks better on me), all we have to do is figure out who's bringing the camera!

 

[B_Spladle]

Spladle, I thought you liked mouth fucking.

Where have I given any indication otherwise?

 

[D_Hands Christian Anderson]

welcome welcome!
im pretty new myself, but glad to see more faces.
speaking of faces, your quite the jaw dropper.

 

[Hockeytiger]

Welcome aboard!

 

[AlteredEgo]

The vagina is a monster that must be defeated!

I was refering to this, Spladle. :biggrin1: This post, combined with your signature prompted my comment that I thought you liked face fucking.
Sorry to have disapointed you with an utter lack of phallic attachments.

 

[cute5]

But I do have a really, really huge penis envy. Does that count? :redface:

Sure, it counts! For that matter, I've always had breast envy.:biggrin1:

Always glad to have the ladies' point of view. Welcome.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Sure, it counts! For that matter, I've always had breast envy.:biggrin1:

Always glad to have the ladies' point of view. Welcome.

Cute5, that's adorable! Thanks.